As I've said in other threads, our Shadowrun party is basically evil. And now our party runs a successful company partnered with a huge megacorp. We have hundreds of millions to spend. But do we? Nope. We still steal everything.
For those who haven't read, our characters are: a gnome driver/hacker, a human (invisible, part magic) assassin, a half-lizard street samuri, and a human pimp. It's an interesting campaign.
Anyway, last game (on Friday), we started expanding our territory into Denver (where else? Denver rocks). So we needed a building. What'd we do? We gas-bombed a reasonably big office building, knocking 200 people unconscious. We could have killed them (we used mustard gas before), but that's no fun. Then we threw their bodies into a dump truck and backed up to a cliff. When they started waking up, we dumped them off the cliff, then, just in case, blew it up to cause an avalanche.
So the regular price of the building would have been about $500,000. Because the previous owners were killed, the price fell to $100,000. So we paid $500,000 from the corporate bank account, kept $100,000 each (x4), and the accountant made it look innocent. Mmm, misappropriation!
Then, we realized we needed a place to get ho's from, for the pimp. We ended up finding a private school that's borderline cult/catholic. Either way, the guy running it was crazy enough to think he talks to God. So we helped him out by planting a micro-transceiver on his robe and giving him instructions (it's nice to have a shady marketing company to help you with this stuff). So now he sends us his best looking girls who are roughly 18 and completely brainwashed to become ho's for us.
We also did lots more, but those are the two best (evilest) things.
