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They Walk Among Us?
« on: February 13, 2007, 10:52:23 pm »
So I'm sure most of you know that I'm living in a new apartment now.

The building I'm in has 3 floors and roughly 6 apartments/floor, so there should be roughly 18 apartments in this building. On average, I should see others in the halls, at the door, on their balconies, etc.  But so far, in the almost 2 weeks I've been living here, I've seen nobody.

The landlady here is Hungarian or Romanian or something. And there are definitely others in this building, because I heard noises, phones, water running, rustling, etc. But all I know is, these people don't leave their houses during the day.

So I jumped to the oh-so-obvious conclusion: they're vampires. I mean, how else could you explain it? 

So I was talking to my dad on the phone today, after dark. I was wandering, as I always do, and it was just light enough to see. I didn't really think about it, but afterwards I realized the light was from my monitor. I was telling him about the vampire hypothesis, and just as I finished, my screensaver (ie, a blank screen) came on and suddenly it went from being light enough to see to pitch black. It's always fun to get a little bit of fear like that :)

There's no real point here, but if I suddenly disappear you should assume that the vampires got me.

I'll keep you posted as I uncover details.

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 11:03:46 pm »
lol, awesome.  If you get turned, can you turn me, too?  :P
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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 11:04:17 pm »
Here's what you do to put your mind at ease/confirm your fears:

1) Sneak into one of their rooms and knock one out. Don't let him see you.
2) Drag him outside into the sun.

If he dies instantly with a vampire.  If he doesn't, he was human, and you should probably walk back inside and pretend it never happened.
errr... something like that...

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 11:13:49 pm »
Can you knock vampires out? I wouldn't want to bonk one, then have him turn around and kill me :-/

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 11:26:50 pm »
So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.

Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 11:55:50 pm »
Brilliance in its purest form.

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 12:05:35 am »
Brilliance in its purest form.
In all fairness, I told him to have his lawyer's phone number on speed dial.
errr... something like that...

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 12:37:58 am »
Brilliance in its purest form.
In all fairness, I told him to have his lawyer's phone number on speed dial.
Brilliance in its purest form.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 02:13:20 am »
So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.

Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.

But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.
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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 02:57:36 am »
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

lol.

What if they're just really, really fat?

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 03:36:38 am »
But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

lol.

What if they're just really, really fat?
What if they're just humans... :/?
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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 06:36:50 am »
Maybe they are ninjas.  They could be out all the time, or they are probably sitting right next to you, but you'd never know.


(Because they are ninja)

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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 08:14:57 am »
I've got it: they're all introverts.  Or, they're very rowdy extroverts and are having a massive apartment party all the time and haven't invited you.  Or they just hate Canadians from Manitoba.
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Re: They Walk Among Us?
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 11:21:33 am »
What if they're just humans... :/?

Humans (without the help of oodles of fat) don't float unless their lungs are filled.

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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 12:37:55 pm »
So me and Drake figured this out. So we all know that wooden stakes are used to kill vampires. I've never heard of a human being killed by a stake through the heart.

Therefore, if I sneak in while my neighbour's asleep and hammer a stake through his heart, and he dies, he must have been a vampire.

But they might be a which! In that case, you better throw them in the water to see if they float.

Witch* lol

Which witch is this... lol