Last night's dream~

[iago]

I dreamt last night that I bought some explosive device off ebay ($800 + $300 shipping).  It was like a big hot water tank half filled with liquid.  After it arrived, I realized I didn't want it and that I'd wasted my money.  I was sad.

In other news, I also dreamt that one of my legs was really sore.  I tried using a wheelchair for awhile, but hated it.  So I got a cane.  The first cane was filled with corn flakes.

I also accidentally stole a bag of chips and something else small from Wal-mart.  I forgot to pay.  But (good ol' me), I demanded we go back and pay for it. 

[deadly7]

You have very... scary dreams.

[Quik]

Did you make napalm with gasoline and orange juice concentrate?

I dreamt I got drunk and high. My parents found out, but didn't care. Interesting :p

[01Linux]

Wow. I must have weird dreams? I have sex with supermodels

[iago]

I dreamt I got drunk and high. My parents found out, but didn't care. Interesting :p

Dream? According to our aim logs from that night, you DID!

Of course, I'm not going to post the logs were you professed to being drunk and high and not caring, mostly because I don't feel like taking the time to forge them.

[Quik]

Now that Newby has changed this to his signature, it made me realize that you said "professed" and not "confessed" :p

[iago]

I thought they meant the same thing.  Either way, I may not know what it means but "professed" sound cooler.

[Joe]

You seriously thought they meant the same thing? Well, everybody screws up once in a while, good friend. Professed has something to do with professional and profession, and confessed has to do with confessing and confession.

[iago]

You seriously thought they meant the same thing? Well, everybody screws up once in a while, good friend. Professed has something to do with professional and profession, and confessed has to do with confessing and confession.

   1.  To affirm openly; declare or claim: “a physics major [who] professes to be a stickler when it comes to data” (Gina Maranto).
   2. To make a pretense of; pretend: “top officials who were deeply involved with the arms sales but later professed ignorance of them” (David Johnston).
   3.
         1. To practice as a profession or claim knowledge of: profess medicine.
         2. To teach (a subject) as a professor: profess literature.
   4. To affirm belief in: profess Catholicism.
   5. To receive into a religious order or congregation.

Sounds fine to me..

[StaiN]

I either hope to god you didnt look that up, but at the same time I hope to god you didnt just know that straight from memory either. Cuz either way... You have FAR too much time on your hands or you've got a very odd memory. Or just both!

[iago]

How much time does it take to type
http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=profess ?

[StaiN]

Er... *Cough* -_- Approximately 20 seconds... Why do you ask? ROFL ;o

[deadly7]

JO0 ARE SLO\/\/ TYP3R!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=typ3r returns an error.

[StaiN]

so does slo\/\/ and w/e else I'm sure. But yeah I'm not a Elite Typist. Cuz I have Only 8 Fingers.