So, for programming, we had to make a mad-lib sort of program that would take bunch of parts of speech and then spit them back out in a fashion that'd make you shit yourself with laughter. Here's what I came up with.
(Code attached)
Nursery Rhymes, MadLibs Style!
I'll ask for a part of speech, and you type it and press enter!
Noun: refrigerator
Noun: banana
Noun: Orangutan
Noun: peanut
Noun: sandwich
Noun: vacuum
Plural noun: iagi
Adjective: old
Adjective: smelly
Adjective: short
Adjective: funny-looking
Verb (past) died
Old Mother Hubbard went to the refrigerator to get her old banana a bone.
When she got there, the Orangutan was smelly, and so her short dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the peanut to fetch a sandwich of water.
Jack fell down and broke his vacuum and Jill came tumbling after.
There was an funny-looking woman who died in a shoe.
She had so many iagi, she didn't know what to do!
Press any key to continue . . .
EDIT -
I attached an ncb instead of a cpp file. Crap. Fixed.
I was hoping to be humored, but I left without so much as a cheeky grin to show for the colossal effort of hasty clickery of my mediocre touchpad.
Shouldn't it be Jill's vacuum?
Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.
Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 02, 2007, 01:56:29 PM
Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.
Thought that was Joe. :-\
Quote from: wires on December 02, 2007, 11:19:56 PM
Quote from: Joe[ix86] on December 02, 2007, 01:56:29 PM
Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.
Thought that was Joe. :-\
Holy shit, it's SeRiW!