What is the best dirty pickup line that your 'target' would find funny & not slap you for?
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Now that I think about it, that'd get you slapped.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
The whole 'becoming' shirt thing, yeah, some kid told that joke on our school tv station & ... it wasn't so funny
How serious a pick-up line would be the question? And would [crazy] flirting with a person who's taken count, since you can't really "pick up" a taken person.
Like a 1 liner kinda compliment type thing.
Example: "Hey, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" or "You're so hot you just gave me a boner"
"Hey, wanna fuck?" got me one of my girlfriends, may as well try it.
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on May 08, 2005, 08:01:02 PM
"Hey, wanna fuck?" got me one of my girlfriends, may as well try it.
...lol
hmm get her drunk before asking that one...
Nah rabbit, it's "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"
She'll respond.
Follow up with "Can I?"
You: "Hey, wanna go get some pizza? Maybe fuck?"
Girl: "No."
You: "?!!? *puzzled look* You don't like pizza?"
You: "Your tag is showing."
Girl: "*looks at you funny*"
You: "It says...'Made in heaven.'"
Those are the two I can think of off the top of my head. Heard both of them from friends. :)
I dont know where I got this... Its not really a pick up line its more of a if you're fighting say it kind of thing.... Say:
"Woman ZIP IT! GET IN THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE ME BROWNIES." (Look Serious as a heart attack) the girl will Laugh... and you'll have good make up sex. It worked for me. TRY TRY
Uhm pick up lines... The "Hey, Wanna Fuck?" one does work. I've done it too so Rab isnt BSing..
"I'm jealous of God, hes got you as an Angel." -Kinda Cheesy, and weak..
If a Girl says "Fuck you." be like "Bend over, I'll drive."
"You like what you see, you're seduced w/o me even taking off my pants."
haha I got so many.. And they all Suck but alot work... Its ALOT about the Attitude you bring and HOW you say the line.. And it has to match the Girls Personality too obiviously..
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
Can I touch your belly button...from the inside?
Quote from: Newby on May 09, 2005, 10:15:39 AM
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"
She'll respond.
Follow up with "Can I?"
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Poor Trust. Think about it. ;)
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 04:17:11 PM
Quote from: Newby on May 09, 2005, 10:15:39 AM
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"
She'll respond.
Follow up with "Can I?"
?
You're either A) calling her REALLY FAT or B) saying you have a huge cock
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.
HI GURL WANNA COM AND SEE ME PLAY WIT MYSELF DEN AFTER U LERN RULES U CAN TRY!?
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 PM
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.
Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P
Quote from: Newby on May 14, 2005, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 PM
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.
Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P
3/4th of the forum members wont be getting sex for a
long time
*cough* Mangix *cough*
"Come on baby, play rough. I can handle it." -Palidan (WoW reference)