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Started by CrAz3D, May 08, 2005, 05:47:52 PM

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Newby

#15
May 13, 2005, 06:51:47 PM
Poor Trust. Think about it. ;)
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

rabbit

#16
May 13, 2005, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 04:17:11 PM
Quote from: Newby on May 09, 2005, 10:15:39 AM
Ask her "Can you pleasure a whale?"

She'll respond.

Follow up with "Can I?"

?
You're either A) calling her REALLY FAT or B) saying you have a huge cock

trust

#17
May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 PM
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.

Warrior

#18
May 13, 2005, 10:49:09 PM
HI GURL WANNA COM AND SEE ME PLAY WIT MYSELF DEN AFTER U LERN RULES U CAN TRY!?
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Newby

#19
May 14, 2005, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 PM
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.

Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Mythix

#20
May 14, 2005, 01:32:14 PM
Quote from: Newby on May 14, 2005, 11:13:08 AM
Quote from: trust on May 13, 2005, 10:33:37 PM
Yes, I thought it was calling her fat..but I don't think that's the best way to get laid.

Most of these horrible lines will result in no sex mmk? So neither does mine. :P

3/4th of the forum members wont be getting sex for a long time
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce

Joe

#21
May 14, 2005, 02:44:47 PM
*cough* Mangix *cough*

"Come on baby, play rough. I can handle it." -Palidan (WoW reference)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

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