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Title: Morons and Java...
Post by: Ryan Marcus on September 14, 2005, 11:43:17 AM
I was sitting in the computer lab, with ECLISPE (a java editor ) OPEN, WITH ABOUT 3 PAGES OF CODE ON THE SCREEN, and this guy comes up to me, looks over my shoulder, and says "Java, huh?"

So I said, "No you moron, I dropped my coffee on the computer screen, and it leaked into the monitor!"

Then he says "Hold on, I will get the paper towels".

I roll my eyes, and, five minutes later, he taps my shoulder, and HANDS ME A PAPER TOWEL. Everybody in the computer lab bursts out laughing.
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Sidoh on September 14, 2005, 01:16:20 PM
I hate morons...
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Blaze on September 14, 2005, 01:29:44 PM
It was either a funny joke, or just somebody stupid, either way its funny. :)
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Krazed on September 14, 2005, 08:06:39 PM
Haha, I think he was the one joking.  :P
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Quik on September 14, 2005, 08:09:53 PM
Quote from: Krazed on September 14, 2005, 08:06:39 PM
Haha, I think he was the one joking. :P

If he can recognize Java code, he obviously knows it's code and not coffee. I concur.
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Ryan Marcus on September 14, 2005, 10:28:48 PM
No, it was not a joke.. He was looking at the assignment sheet to my left that had "Java" in bold on top... I just noticed :-P
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Hdx on September 14, 2005, 11:28:51 PM
OMG
God, it would be cool if something like that happened in my Java class.
I dont care if the guy was or wasnt joking.
It's still funny as helll
~-~(HDX)~-~
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Joe on September 16, 2005, 07:48:30 AM
Classic.
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Screenor on September 16, 2005, 08:30:28 AM
Classic, but no one's that dumb, seriously, think a little.
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Ryan Marcus on September 19, 2005, 08:05:44 PM
No, trust me... Just look at a few people currently in the White House...
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Screenor on September 19, 2005, 09:26:07 PM
Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 19, 2005, 08:05:44 PM
No, trust me... Just look at a few people currently in the White House...
Namely? That has nothing to do with being dumb.
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Ryan Marcus on September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 PM
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Sidoh on September 20, 2005, 05:56:37 PM
Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 PM
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
Unless they're blind, I highly doubt it.  =p
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Screenor on September 20, 2005, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: Ryan Marcus on September 20, 2005, 05:36:49 PM
I ment there are people in the White House dumb enough to do that... I am not going to name any due to the fact I might get shot..
I know exactly who you were directing your comment at, don't even try to start that type of arguement unless you feel you wont get torn to shreds.
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Sidoh on September 20, 2005, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 20, 2005, 06:24:23 PM
I know exactly who you were directing your comment at, don't even try to start that type of arguement unless you feel you wont get torn to shreds.
I don't think we'd tear him to shreds... more just his ideas.
Title: Re: Morons and Java...
Post by: Screenor on September 20, 2005, 10:07:03 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on September 20, 2005, 07:49:24 PM
Quote from: Scr33n0r on September 20, 2005, 06:24:23 PM
I know exactly who you were directing your comment at, don't even try to start that type of arguement unless you feel you wont get torn to shreds.
I don't think we'd tear him to shreds... more just his ideas.
Yes, just as we did to the others...*trails off*