Yeah, I didn't like it. Too much stuff didn't happen, and seens just jumped from one to the other, with nothing inbetween.
ROT13 Terrible Plot Overview:
Qhevat Jbeyq Jne 2, sbhe puvyqera ner frag gb yvir jvgu n cebsrffbe va uvf znafvba. Gurl svaq n Jneqebor, gung fraqf gurz gb gur jbeyq bs Aneavn. Gurl svtug va gur jne orgjrra gur tbbq, Yvba, naq gur onq, Jvgpu. Gur jvgpu qvrf, frireny lrnef cnff va Aneavn, jurer gurl svaq gur jnl onpx bhg. Gurl tb onpx bhg, naq irel yvggyr gvzr unf cnffrq. Gur Cebsrffbe gryyf bar bs gur Tveyf, Yhpl, gung lbh pnaabg ragre gur jbeyq jura lbh jnag gbb, fhttrfgvat gung urf orra va vg.
My youth group is going to go see this Friday night, but I might have to hop by tomorrow afternoon to see it.
Just saw it, not really my type of movie. I think this movie is more for children like 10 and under. My little brother loved it.
However I haven't read the book so, eh. :P
The books were bad!ass.
I read them in Middle School and thought that they were okay.
His Dark Materials (http://www.hisdarkmaterials.org/) owned Chronicals of Narnia.
Quote from: Sidoh on December 11, 2005, 03:51:08 PM
I read them in Middle School and thought that they were okay.
His Dark Materials (http://www.hisdarkmaterials.org/) owned Chronicals of Narnia.
I concur wholeheartedly.
My friends really liked the movie. I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it.
Quote from: iago on December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 PM
My friends really liked the movie. I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it.
Thats the spirit!
Quote from: Blaze on December 11, 2005, 04:56:22 PM
Quote from: iago on December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 PM
My friends really liked the movie. I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it.
Thats the spirit!
I wasn't anyways :P
Quote from: iago on December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 PM
My friends really liked the movie. I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it.
Good, because the lion is Jesus.
Damn you Mel Gibson.
Quote from: Quik on December 11, 2005, 06:04:43 PM
Quote from: iago on December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 PM
My friends really liked the movie. I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it.
Good, because the lion is Jesus.
Damn you Mel Gibson.
I thought that was obvious. Aren't the planning on renaming the movie to "Chronicles of Narnia: Jesus, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"? But the witch and wardrobe sounds lame.......
"The Savior, the witch and the wardrobe"
Damn you people, if you're going to spoof the title at least make it not sound retarded.
The Messiah, the Witch, and teh Wardrobe.
Can't have a good movie without a hebrew title. =p
Yeah, I was going to ask if he's the Lion of Judah. My dad was like "the boy is Jesus" and I'm like "no, it'd make more sense to make the Lion of Judah.. a lion"
I was thinking messiah too, but it doesn't sound right. Too many syllables.
Haha, you losers. I was quoting a TV show (the spinoff from The Daily Show, I think), that I *think* Quik was alluding to.
In any case, I can safely say that I've heard nothing but good things about it in real life. So if you were planning to see it, don't not see it on account of what's been said here. :)
Quote from: iago on December 12, 2005, 10:03:55 PM
Haha, you losers. I was quoting a TV show (the spinoff from The Daily Show, I think), that I *think* Quik was alluding to.
In any case, I can safely say that I've heard nothing but good things about it in real life. So if you were planning to see it, don't not see it on account of what's been said here. :)
I prefer Jon Stewart to Steven Colbert anyway.
Quote from: Quik on December 12, 2005, 11:35:27 PM
Quote from: iago on December 12, 2005, 10:03:55 PM
Haha, you losers. I was quoting a TV show (the spinoff from The Daily Show, I think), that I *think* Quik was alluding to.
In any case, I can safely say that I've heard nothing but good things about it in real life. So if you were planning to see it, don't not see it on account of what's been said here. :)
I prefer Jon Stewart to Steven Colbert anyway.
Yeah, that's the guy!
Were you actually trying to make that reference?
Quote from: iago on December 12, 2005, 11:42:56 PM
Quote from: Quik on December 12, 2005, 11:35:27 PM
Quote from: iago on December 12, 2005, 10:03:55 PM
Haha, you losers. I was quoting a TV show (the spinoff from The Daily Show, I think), that I *think* Quik was alluding to.
In any case, I can safely say that I've heard nothing but good things about it in real life. So if you were planning to see it, don't not see it on account of what's been said here. :)
I prefer Jon Stewart to Steven Colbert anyway.
Yeah, that's the guy!
Were you actually trying to make that reference?
Perhaps. ;)
Is it just me or this look like Warcraft a little too much?
http://isidesktop.galerie.free.fr/jeux/warcraft%203/warcraft-3%2001.jpg
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/narnia/wallpaper/nn_wall_asiankids_1024.jpg
Just you.
Dryads != Centaurs.
However, if you listen carefully, the faun tells about how the fauns used to dance with the dryads when there was still summer. And there are Centaur in Warcraft.
Good plot overview - ROT13:
Qhevat Jbeyq Jne 2, sbhe puvyqera ner frag gb yvir jvgu n cebsrffbe va uvf znafvba. Gurl cynl uvqr naq frrx, naq Yhpl uvqrf va n jneqebor. Fur jnyxf gb gur onpx, naq svaqf urefrys ohzcvat vagb n cvar gerr. Fur ybbxf nebhaq, naq frrf gung furf pbzr vagb n jbeyq jurer vgf jvagre (vgf fhzzre va gur abezny jbeyq), naq zrrgf n unys-zna-unys-tbng, jub gryyf ure nobhg "Gur Juvgr Jvgpu", jub ehyrf bire Aneavn naq unf znqr vg jvagre sbe 100 lrnef.
Fur tbrf onpx nsgre n juvyr, naq gryyf ure oebguref naq fvfgre nobhg vg, ohg gurl qba'g oryvrir ure. Gur arkg qnl, gurl'er bhg va gur lneq cynlvat pevpxrg, naq oernx n jvaqbj. Gur ubhfrxrrcre vfa'g rknpgyl sevraqyl, fb gurl uvqr.. va gur jneqebor. Nalubj, gurl tb gb gur tbng-zna'f ubhfr, ohg urf abg gurer. Uvf ubhfr unf orra enafnpxrq, naq na neerfg abgvpr vf unatvat ba n jnyy.
Jura gurl qrpvqr vg'q or orfg gb urnq onpx, gurl pebff cnguf jvgu n gnyxvat ornire, naq guvf vf jurer gur fgbel ernyyl fgnegf. Gur ornire gnxrf uvz gb gurve ubhfr, ohg Rqzhaq tbrf gb ivfvg gur jvgpu vafgrnq (furf vasyhragvny, naq cebzvfrq uvz Ghexvfu Qryvtug). Gur guerr erznvavat puvyqera sbyybj gur orniref, naq riraghnyyl svaq Fnagn ("V gbyq lbh ur jnf erny!" -Yhpl) jub tvirf Fnenu n obj, Yhpl n guebjvat qnttre + fbzr urnyvat fghss, naq Crgre n fuvryq naq fjbeq.
Nsgre gung, gurl tb naq zrrg Nfyna (gur yvba), jub unf na nezl nffrzoyrq naq fghss. Crgre zrrgf gjb jbyirf va gur jbbqf (freinagf bs Fngna), xvyyf bar, naq gur bgure syrrf nf Nfyna pbzrf ehaavat hc. Nfyna fraqf gur nezl nsgre uvz, naq gurl erfphr Rqzhaq.
Nsgre gung, gur Juvgr Jvgpu pbzrf vagb gur pnzc, pneevrq ol qjneirf (GURVE RIVY V GRYY LBH), naq gnyxf jvgu Nfyna va uvf grag, pynvzvat gung ol gur qnex zntvp gung Aneavn jnf perngrq ol, nyy orgenlref (Rqzhaq orgenlrq gur tbbq crbcyr ol tbvat gb ure) orybat gb ure, naq gung Rqzhaq zhfg qvr hcba gur gnoyr bs whqtzrag be fbzrguvat yvxr gung. Nfyna cebzvfrf gb gnxr uvf cynpr, naq gur jvgpu xvyyf uvz vafgrnq, gur arkg avtug.
Fnenu naq Yhpl npbzcnal uvz guebhtu gur jbbqf, naq fgnaq onpx juvyr ur vf evqvphyrq, naq gura fgnoorq. Gur arkg zbeavat, gurl eha hc gb uvz (nsgre rirelbar unf yrsg), naq riraghnyyl yrnir gb tb onpx gb gur pnzc, jura OBBZ. Gur gnoyr unf penpxrq, naq Nfyna vf fgnaqvat oruvaq vg, nyvir. Ur rkcynvaf gung ur fnpensvprq uvzfrys naq ol gur qnex zntvp ur jbhyq or erfheerpgrq, naq fghss yvxr gung. Nalubj, gur jne unf nyernql ortha onpx ng gur pnzc, naq Nfyna nffrzoyrf n ohapu zber crbcyr (gurve ubeevoyl bhgahzorerq, guvax Uryz'f Qrrc orsber Tnaqnys'f sbeprf pnzr, 300k10000). Fb onfvpnyyl, gurl xvpx ohgg. Gurerf na njrfbzr bar-ba-bar orgjrra gur Jvgpu naq Crgre, naq riraghnyyl fur unf uvz ba gur tebhaq, jvgu n fjbeq ubyqvat uvf znvy qbja va gur evtug nez (ohg abg cvrepvat gur nez, whfg arkg gb vg), naq vf nobhg gb fgno uvz jvgu ure fgnss-vfu guvat, jura Nfyna gnpxyrf ure naq xvyyf ure. Gura, gur jne vf bire.
Gura gurl tb gb gur cnynpr bs gur sbhe guebarf naq unir gur pbebangvba sbe Xvat Crgre, Xvat Rqzhaq, Dhrra Fnenu, naq Dhrra Yhpl. Nfyna vf frra jnyxvat njnl, naq fhqqrayl, nobhg 20 lrnef cnff. Gur xvqf, abj nqhygf, ner evqvat gurve ubefrf va gur jbbqf, naq gurl frr n ynzc-cbfg. Uz, gung ybbxf snezvyvne. Gurl frr gur jneqbor, naq qrpvqr gb tb onpx va. Gurl'er fhqqrayl xvqf ntnva, naq gurerf gur cebsrffbe ubyqvat gurve pevpxrg onyy va uvf unaq.
Cebsrffbe: "Jung jrer lbh qbvat va gur jneqbor?"
Crgre: "Lbh jbhyqa'g oryvrir hf vs jr gbyq lbh."
Cebsrffbe: "Gel zr." (Ur xabjf nobhg Aneavn)
Terng zbivr, 11 cvrf bhg bs 10.
A friend of mine told me that when the chick grows up she looks hot. True or not
Oh so true.
They completely skipped the entire beaver part!
Naq, vg jnf Sngure Puevfgznf, abg Fnagn!
Hm, rot13 looks kinda like german =p
@Deuce: It was? =(
EDIT -
That kinda kills the "I told you hes real" comment from Lucy.
Quote from: Sidoh on December 11, 2005, 03:51:08 PM
I read them in Middle School and thought that they were okay.
His Dark Materials (http://www.hisdarkmaterials.org/) owned Chronicals of Narnia.
Omfg, I love those books. They are AMAZING!! <3 Philip Pullman
And, I am going to go see the movie soon. :)
Deadly: Yup. :-*
I thought it was great, I saw it yesterday.
I read the first two or three books awhile ago, so I didn't remember too much (and I don't remember what 2 or 3 are about..I might not have read 3 but I know I own it.) Anyway, I know for a fact I read the first one haha.
Though I had forgotten pretty much everything that happened so the fact that it jumped around really didn't ruin it for me.