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Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe

Started by Blaze, December 10, 2005, 12:20:20 AM

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Blaze

Yeah, I didn't like it.  Too much stuff didn't happen, and seens just jumped from one to the other, with nothing inbetween.

ROT13 Terrible Plot Overview:

Qhevat Jbeyq Jne 2, sbhe puvyqera ner frag gb yvir jvgu n cebsrffbe va uvf znafvba.  Gurl svaq n Jneqebor, gung fraqf gurz gb gur jbeyq bs Aneavn.  Gurl svtug va gur jne orgjrra gur tbbq, Yvba, naq gur onq, Jvgpu.  Gur jvgpu qvrf, frireny lrnef cnff va Aneavn, jurer gurl svaq gur jnl onpx bhg.  Gurl tb onpx bhg, naq irel yvggyr gvzr unf cnffrq.  Gur Cebsrffbe gryyf bar bs gur Tveyf, Yhpl, gung lbh pnaabg ragre gur jbeyq jura lbh jnag gbb, fhttrfgvat gung urf orra va vg.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Joe

My youth group is going to go see this Friday night, but I might have to hop by tomorrow afternoon to see it.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


wires

Just saw it, not really my type of movie.  I think this movie is more for children like 10 and under.  My little brother loved it.

However I haven't read the book so, eh. :P


Sidoh

I read them in Middle School and thought that they were okay.

His Dark Materials owned Chronicals of Narnia.

Quik

Quote from: Sidoh on December 11, 2005, 03:51:08 PM
I read them in Middle School and thought that they were okay.

His Dark Materials owned Chronicals of Narnia.

I concur wholeheartedly.
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

iago

My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 

Blaze

Quote from: iago on December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 PM
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 
Thats the spirit!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Sidoh


iago


Quik

Quote from: iago on December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 PM
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 

Good, because the lion is Jesus.

Damn you Mel Gibson.
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

iago

Quote from: Quik on December 11, 2005, 06:04:43 PM
Quote from: iago on December 11, 2005, 04:39:12 PM
My friends really liked the movie.  I haven't seen (and don't plan to see) it. 

Good, because the lion is Jesus.

Damn you Mel Gibson.

I thought that was obvious.  Aren't the planning on renaming the movie to "Chronicles of Narnia: Jesus, the Witch, and the Wardrobe"?  But the witch and wardrobe sounds lame.......

Blaze

And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Hitmen

"The Savior, the witch and the wardrobe"
Damn you people, if you're going to spoof the title at least make it not sound retarded.
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(22:15:39) Newby: it hurts to swallow

Joe

The Messiah, the Witch, and teh Wardrobe.

Can't have a good movie without a hebrew title. =p

Yeah, I was going to ask if he's the Lion of Judah. My dad was like "the boy is Jesus" and I'm like "no, it'd make more sense to make the Lion of Judah.. a lion"
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.