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Title: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 01:30:39 AM
So, I was at a restaurant with my friends on Sunday. 

I was standing at the urinal, and there was an advertisement on the wall behind it. 

Naturally, I read it.  It said, "1 in 3 people standing here won't wash their hands.  Don't be the 1!"

So I got to thinking, if I don't wash my hands, the odds that the people handling my food WILL wash their hands is higher, right?
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Sidoh on December 15, 2005, 01:38:53 AM
Quote from: iago on December 15, 2005, 01:30:39 AM
So, I was at a restaurant with my friends on Sunday. 

I was standing at the urinal, and there was an advertisement on the wall behind it. 

Naturally, I read it.  It said, "1 in 3 people standing here won't wash their hands.  Don't be the 1!"

So I got to thinking, if I don't wash my hands, the odds that the people handling my food WILL wash their hands is higher, right?

LMFAO.

Man, you're pretty much the best man alive.  There should be an award for that; I'd nominate you for it!
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 01:40:25 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on December 15, 2005, 01:38:53 AM
LMFAO.

Man, you're pretty much the best man alive.  There should be an award for that; I'd nominate you for it!
:D
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 01:41:47 AM
Hmm, maybe I should share my second through (not as good):

The urinal beside me (there were two) didn't say that.  So I think I may have been using the urinal for filthy people or something :-/
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Sidoh on December 15, 2005, 01:58:24 AM
Quote from: iago on December 15, 2005, 01:41:47 AM
Hmm, maybe I should share my second through (not as good):

The urinal beside me (there were two) didn't say that.  So I think I may have been using the urinal for filthy people or something :-/

Hahaha, you're a dirty, dirty man.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: trust on December 15, 2005, 04:05:06 PM
So, were you the 1?
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 04:42:37 PM
I considered making myself the 1, in order to raise the odds of people handling my food not being the 1.

If the ad was accurate, then it would!
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Sidoh on December 15, 2005, 04:44:48 PM
Quote from: iago on December 15, 2005, 04:42:37 PM
I considered making myself the 1, in order to raise the odds of people handling my food not being the 1.

If the ad was accurate, then it would!

Assuming they had to tinkle, anyway. :D
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Towelie on December 15, 2005, 05:17:05 PM
hmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don't
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Blaze on December 15, 2005, 05:19:09 PM
Do you eat after wanking? :P
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Newby on December 15, 2005, 05:37:14 PM
Quote from: Blaze on December 15, 2005, 05:19:09 PM
Do you eat after wanking? :P

Sometimes.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: trust on December 15, 2005, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=4188.msg45258#msg45258 date=1134685025]
hmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don't

It doesn't matter for you...Chlorine. :P I don't wash my hands @ the pool.

But like I read that your urine can spray like 5 feet out of the toilet and you not even notice. Yeah.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 06:17:04 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on December 15, 2005, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=4188.msg45258#msg45258 date=1134685025]
hmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don't

It doesn't matter for you...Chlorine. :P I don't wash my hands @ the pool.
You jack off in the pool?

Quote from: OG Trust on December 15, 2005, 06:03:21 PM
But like I read that your urine can spray like 5 feet out of the toilet and you not even notice. Yeah.
I read that urine is completely sterile, its chemicals prevent life forms from growing in it.  So what's the problem? :)
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: rabbit on December 15, 2005, 07:09:02 PM
It's a public bathroom.  The real worry is germs from the pants/groin/toilet handle/sink handles/door handle.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 07:14:33 PM
Yeah, I always kinda worry about the door handle when I'm walking out.  Most doors are push-open, though, so I just push with my foot (not hard). 

And you're right about the other sources of germs.  But those have nothing to do with the range of urine spatter.  Urine spatter is the least of my worries. 
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Sidoh on December 15, 2005, 07:15:01 PM
" Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. "
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Quik on December 15, 2005, 07:50:07 PM
There is a song that explains this, called Vats of Urine. (Deadly will know this reference, he listens to this music). One of the lines is like "Behold, y'all, the digital vats of urine."

Yes, it's very metaphorical.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: trust on December 15, 2005, 09:19:45 PM
Quote from: iago on December 15, 2005, 06:17:04 PM
I read that urine is completely sterile, its chemicals prevent life forms from growing in it.  So what's the problem? :)

It's just gross. And yes it's very sterile, people used to wash clothes in it. And what about pubic hair on toilets, at school there's always pubes on the urinals. Those hoes.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 09:30:31 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on December 15, 2005, 09:19:45 PM
Quote from: iago on December 15, 2005, 06:17:04 PM
I read that urine is completely sterile, its chemicals prevent life forms from growing in it.  So what's the problem? :)

It's just gross. And yes it's very sterile, people used to wash clothes in it. And what about pubic hair on toilets, at school there's always pubes on the urinals. Those hoes.

I don't touch the urinals.  Except for the flusher, but in most places it's low enough to kick (at work, other work), and in other places it's automatic (at school). 

But I agree, I do wash my hands.  But I'm not always sure why :)

And :( @ ignoring my joke about you jacking off in the pool :P
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Towelie on December 15, 2005, 11:03:00 PM
haha, ive only been hard once while swimming. The only reason I got hard becuase I tried to get hard, but it went away as soona s I started swimming again.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Sidoh on December 15, 2005, 11:20:23 PM
Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=4188.msg45420#msg45420 date=1134705780]
haha, ive only been hard once while swimming. The only reason I got hard becuase I tried to get hard, but it went away as soona s I started swimming again.

Why on Earth would you try to get hard at swimming practice? :P
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 15, 2005, 11:32:57 PM
Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=4188.msg45420#msg45420 date=1134705780]
haha, ive only been hard once while swimming. The only reason I got hard becuase I tried to get hard, but it went away as soona s I started swimming again.

Haha, that's like biking.  No matter how hard I try (not that I would! shh...), I can't get it up while biking.  I guess that's a good thing. 

The cold weather doesn't help, either.  Sometimes I wonder if it'll ever return to its original size!! :-o

Too much information!
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Quik on December 15, 2005, 11:44:52 PM
Quote from: iago on December 15, 2005, 11:32:57 PM
Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=4188.msg45420#msg45420 date=1134705780]
haha, ive only been hard once while swimming. The only reason I got hard becuase I tried to get hard, but it went away as soona s I started swimming again.

Haha, that's like biking.  No matter how hard I try (not that I would! shh...), I can't get it up while biking.  I guess that's a good thing. 

The cold weather doesn't help, either.  Sometimes I wonder if it'll ever return to its original size!! :-o

Too much information!

Jerry, do women know about shrinkage?!
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Ergot on December 16, 2005, 01:07:27 AM
Oh wow, I'm not the only one that kicks the thing lol~ Do you hover as well? Or do you not go at public bathrooms?
Sometimse I find that turning off the water and opening the door defeats the purpose of washing my hands... so if the bathroom is small, I'll open the door, hold it with my foot, wash my hands, and walk out.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: iago on December 16, 2005, 01:10:30 AM
Quote from: Ergot on December 16, 2005, 01:07:27 AM
Oh wow, I'm not the only one that kicks the thing lol~ Do you hover as well? Or do you not go at public bathrooms?
Sometimse I find that turning off the water and opening the door defeats the purpose of washing my hands... so if the bathroom is small, I'll open the door, hold it with my foot, wash my hands, and walk out.

Wow, so many things. 

No, I don't hover.  I could care less what touches my bum, it's already pretty filthy. 

I avoid public bathrooms, but when I've gotta go.....

Yeah, a guy I work with always takes the hand-drying paper first, then washes his hands, and uses it to turn off the water/open the door, so it's not touching him, it's touching the paper,  When he gets to the office, he throws it in the trash. 

I've never done that, I'm afraid I'll look like a weirdo.  Maybe next time I'll just hover by the door till somebody else walks in :)
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Ergot on December 16, 2005, 02:08:30 AM
I use the hover, but now I have issues in the morning, and well... the bathroom in the 600 building is my new best friend, so I don't hover. But, I don't know about other public restrooms :/. Haven't gone to poo in one in a while... last time was in Spain.
I'd wait, but sometime the bathroom smells like shit with old tofu.
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: AntiVirus on December 16, 2005, 04:25:21 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a special conversation..


Anyways, I would have to say I don't hover either..  But, I do wash my hands. :)
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: igimo1 on December 16, 2005, 06:28:24 PM
What is "hovering"?
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Ergot on December 16, 2005, 06:40:45 PM
When you don't let your ass touch the toilet when you shit, but you're still squatting(?).
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: trust on December 16, 2005, 07:21:39 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on December 15, 2005, 11:20:23 PM
Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=4188.msg45420#msg45420 date=1134705780]
haha, ive only been hard once while swimming. The only reason I got hard becuase I tried to get hard, but it went away as soona s I started swimming again.

Why on Earth would you try to get hard at swimming practice? :P

Dude. All the hot chicks in bathing suits. Duh. Nah, it's actually nothing special.

I've only gotten slightly-hard @ practice once too, when I was standing next to the jet thing on the side of the pool. :P
Title: Re: Ratio
Post by: Sidoh on December 16, 2005, 07:24:28 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on December 16, 2005, 07:21:39 PM
Dude. All the hot chicks in bathing suits. Duh. Nah, it's actually nothing special.

I've only gotten slightly-hard @ practice once too, when I was standing next to the jet thing on the side of the pool. :P

LMFAO!