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[iago]

So, I was at a restaurant with my friends on Sunday. 

I was standing at the urinal, and there was an advertisement on the wall behind it. 

Naturally, I read it.  It said, "1 in 3 people standing here won't wash their hands.  Don't be the 1!"

So I got to thinking, if I don't wash my hands, the odds that the people handling my food WILL wash their hands is higher, right?

[Sidoh]

So, I was at a restaurant with my friends on Sunday. 

I was standing at the urinal, and there was an advertisement on the wall behind it. 

Naturally, I read it.  It said, "1 in 3 people standing here won't wash their hands.  Don't be the 1!"

So I got to thinking, if I don't wash my hands, the odds that the people handling my food WILL wash their hands is higher, right?

LMFAO.

Man, you're pretty much the best man alive.  There should be an award for that; I'd nominate you for it!

[iago]

LMFAO.

Man, you're pretty much the best man alive.  There should be an award for that; I'd nominate you for it!

:D

[iago]

Hmm, maybe I should share my second through (not as good):

The urinal beside me (there were two) didn't say that.  So I think I may have been using the urinal for filthy people or something :-/

[Sidoh]

Hmm, maybe I should share my second through (not as good):

The urinal beside me (there were two) didn't say that.  So I think I may have been using the urinal for filthy people or something :-/

Hahaha, you're a dirty, dirty man.

[trust]

So, were you the 1?

[iago]

I considered making myself the 1, in order to raise the odds of people handling my food not being the 1.

If the ad was accurate, then it would!

[Sidoh]

I considered making myself the 1, in order to raise the odds of people handling my food not being the 1.

If the ad was accurate, then it would!

Assuming they had to tinkle, anyway. :D

[Towelie]

hmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don't

[Blaze]

Do you eat after wanking? :P

[Newby]

Do you eat after wanking? :P

Sometimes.

[trust]

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hmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don't

It doesn't matter for you...Chlorine. :P I don't wash my hands @ the pool.

But like I read that your urine can spray like 5 feet out of the toilet and you not even notice. Yeah.

[iago]

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hmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don't

It doesn't matter for you...Chlorine. :P I don't wash my hands @ the pool.

You jack off in the pool?

But like I read that your urine can spray like 5 feet out of the toilet and you not even notice. Yeah.

I read that urine is completely sterile, its chemicals prevent life forms from growing in it.  So what's the problem? :)

[rabbit]

It's a public bathroom.  The real worry is germs from the pants/groin/toilet handle/sink handles/door handle.

[iago]

Yeah, I always kinda worry about the door handle when I'm walking out.  Most doors are push-open, though, so I just push with my foot (not hard). 

And you're right about the other sources of germs.  But those have nothing to do with the range of urine spatter.  Urine spatter is the least of my worries.