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Title: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Newby on January 07, 2006, 01:43:38 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060107/ap_on_fe_st/cow_escape

I wanna buy the cow, so I can ride it through a river.
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: iago on January 07, 2006, 01:48:47 PM
There was a cow a couple years back to escaped from a truck or something in Chicago, and managed to roam around the city for almost a week before they finally caught her.  I followed that story VERY closely.  After she was re-captured, she was bought by some rich person who made sure she wasn't harmed.  I'm not sure what ended up happening to her :(
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Newby on January 07, 2006, 01:49:17 PM
Poor cow. I hope she's ok. :(

Any cow that manages to evade authorities deserves to live in a castle.
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Ergot on January 07, 2006, 01:51:57 PM
Newby go buy that cow :O
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Sidoh on January 07, 2006, 02:06:26 PM
Haha, that's pretty funny.

Cows drive me nuts here.  They stand in the middle of the road and stare at you for 30-60 seconds before they finally decide to move.
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: iago on January 07, 2006, 02:28:19 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on January 07, 2006, 02:06:26 PM
Haha, that's pretty funny.

Cows drive me nuts here.  They stand in the middle of the road and stare at you for 30-60 seconds before they finally decide to move.

Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Sidoh on January 07, 2006, 02:31:40 PM
Quote from: iago on January 07, 2006, 02:28:19 PM
Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)

Haha.  My mom is kind of weird sometimes.  We were driving to a lake about a mile outside of town and we saw some cows on the side of the road.  She rolled down her window, waved and said "HI!!!" and scared the shit out of one of them.  The thing jumped down a really steep hill that was about 20" long.  I laughed so hard.  I didn't see if the cow was okay, but I'm sure it survived.
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Joe on January 07, 2006, 03:11:40 PM
QuoteDr. Jennifer Evans of Big Sky Medical Center shot the cow with a tranquilizer dart.

It had little effect.

This story rocks. =)
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Lobo on January 07, 2006, 03:18:35 PM
I want that cow!
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Blaze on January 07, 2006, 04:08:23 PM
I have petted three cows that I've aten. XD
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Joe on January 07, 2006, 11:26:55 PM
eaten*

That's nice, blaze..

The cows.. the cows.. to the slaughterhouse.. to the slaughterhouse!

Or in German, slaughterhaus! =p
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Ersan on January 07, 2006, 11:57:46 PM
Hi!
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Newby on January 07, 2006, 11:58:35 PM
Quote from: Ersan on January 07, 2006, 11:57:46 PM
Hi!

Hello!
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Joe on January 07, 2006, 11:59:53 PM
Quote from: Ersan on January 07, 2006, 11:57:46 PM
Hi!

Well there, your sure sign of the apolypse, newby.
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: AntiVirus on January 08, 2006, 02:05:37 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on January 07, 2006, 02:31:40 PM
Quote from: iago on January 07, 2006, 02:28:19 PM
Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)

Haha.  My mom is kind of weird sometimes.  We were driving to a lake about a mile outside of town and we saw some cows on the side of the road.  She rolled down her window, waved and said "HI!!!" and scared the shit out of one of them.  The thing jumped down a really steep hill that was about 20" long.  I laughed so hard.  I didn't see if the cow was okay, but I'm sure it survived.
I bet you it died. :)  But, I am too terribly optimistic. :D
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Warrior on January 08, 2006, 03:23:23 AM
That's a g right there. Keep it gangsta gunit.
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: Ergot on January 11, 2006, 09:27:29 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060111/od_nm/life_cow_dc

He lives!
Title: Re: Cow escapes slaughterhouse!
Post by: CrAz3D on January 11, 2006, 09:43:46 PM
Quote from: Newby on January 07, 2006, 01:49:17 PM
Poor cow. I hope she's ok. :(

Any cow that manages to evade authorities deserves to live in a castle.
One First Class ticket to India eh?