Cow escapes slaughterhouse!

[Newby]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060107/ap_on_fe_st/cow_escape

I wanna buy the cow, so I can ride it through a river.

[iago]

There was a cow a couple years back to escaped from a truck or something in Chicago, and managed to roam around the city for almost a week before they finally caught her.  I followed that story VERY closely.  After she was re-captured, she was bought by some rich person who made sure she wasn't harmed.  I'm not sure what ended up happening to her :(

[Newby]

Poor cow. I hope she's ok. :(

Any cow that manages to evade authorities deserves to live in a castle.

[Ergot]

Newby go buy that cow :O

[Sidoh]

Haha, that's pretty funny.

Cows drive me nuts here.  They stand in the middle of the road and stare at you for 30-60 seconds before they finally decide to move.

[iago]

Haha, that's pretty funny.

Cows drive me nuts here.  They stand in the middle of the road and stare at you for 30-60 seconds before they finally decide to move.

Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)

[Sidoh]

Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)

Haha.  My mom is kind of weird sometimes.  We were driving to a lake about a mile outside of town and we saw some cows on the side of the road.  She rolled down her window, waved and said "HI!!!" and scared the shit out of one of them.  The thing jumped down a really steep hill that was about 20" long.  I laughed so hard.  I didn't see if the cow was okay, but I'm sure it survived.

[Joe]

Dr. Jennifer Evans of Big Sky Medical Center shot the cow with a tranquilizer dart.

It had little effect.

This story rocks. =)

[Lobo]

I want that cow!

[Blaze]

I have petted three cows that I've aten. XD

[Joe]

eaten*

That's nice, blaze..

The cows.. the cows.. to the slaughterhouse.. to the slaughterhouse!

Or in German, slaughterhaus! =p

[Ersan]

Hi!

[Newby]

Hi!

Hello!

[Joe]

Hi!

Well there, your sure sign of the apolypse, newby.

[AntiVirus]

Wow, I wish I lived there.  The only cows we have here only stare at me from fields!  Well, except for the two cows on my bookshelf, they stare at me all day and all night.  Good ol' Uschi. :)

Haha.  My mom is kind of weird sometimes.  We were driving to a lake about a mile outside of town and we saw some cows on the side of the road.  She rolled down her window, waved and said "HI!!!" and scared the shit out of one of them.  The thing jumped down a really steep hill that was about 20" long.  I laughed so hard.  I didn't see if the cow was okay, but I'm sure it survived.

I bet you it died. :)  But, I am too terribly optimistic. :D