How many D&D nerds does it take to get laid?
Dunno, how many? :P
Trick question. 0! D&D Nerds don't get laid.
Quote from: OG Trust on February 12, 2006, 03:39:49 PM
How many D&D nerds does it take to get laid?
Two. One to cast silence so she can't say no, and the other to intimidate her into sex.
Ahahaha.
Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:08:45 PM
Two. One to cast silence so she can't say no, and the other to intimidate her into sex.
Ahahaha.
AHAHAHAH HA HAH HAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!
No wait, three! Another to cast a spell to make her forget the horrible experience.
Hahaha @ Sidoh/Newby.
That totally reminds me of this. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670)
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:10:10 PM
No wait, three! Another to cast a spell to make her forget the horrible experience.
The first person is probably a mage and probably has this spell. :)
Maybe cast polymorph so she can't tell anybody?
Quote from: deadly7 on February 12, 2006, 04:13:10 PM
Hahaha @ Sidoh/Newby.
That totally reminds me of this. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670)
HAHAHAH AHHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHHA HAH AHAAHAHAHAH HAH HA HAH AH
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAH
..... *deep breath* .....
AHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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AHAHAHAH
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Omg rofl... that's the best video I've watched in a while.
Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:18:28 PM
Maybe cast polymorph so she can't tell anybody?
In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep. In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 PM
In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep. In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)
Nah, you're just changing her into something new to fuck.
...
:)
Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:29:46 PM
Nah, you're just changing her into something new to fuck.
...
:)
Haha, that's what I mean. Rofl. We're dirty. :)
HAhahaahha god you two are so fucking lame.
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 PM
In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep. In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)
That reminds me of a joke I heard once: What's te difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottsman?
"Hey, you- Get off of my cloud!"
and
"Hey! McCloud, Get off of my eue!"