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February 12, 2006, 03:39:49 PM
How many D&D nerds does it take to get laid?

Sidoh

#1
February 12, 2006, 03:43:39 PM
Dunno, how many? :P

deadly7

#2
February 12, 2006, 03:56:57 PM
Trick question. 0! D&D Nerds don't get laid.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

trust

#3
February 12, 2006, 04:08:21 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on February 12, 2006, 03:56:57 PM
Trick question. 0! D&D Nerds don't get laid.

word

Newby

#4
February 12, 2006, 04:08:45 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on February 12, 2006, 03:39:49 PM
How many D&D nerds does it take to get laid?

Two. One to cast silence so she can't say no, and the other to intimidate her into sex.

Ahahaha.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh

#5
February 12, 2006, 04:10:10 PM
Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:08:45 PM
Two. One to cast silence so she can't say no, and the other to intimidate her into sex.

Ahahaha.

AHAHAHAH HA HAH HAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!

No wait, three!  Another to cast a spell to make her forget the horrible experience.

deadly7

#6
February 12, 2006, 04:13:10 PM
Hahaha @ Sidoh/Newby.
That totally reminds me of this.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Newby

#7
February 12, 2006, 04:18:28 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:10:10 PM
No wait, three!  Another to cast a spell to make her forget the horrible experience.

The first person is probably a mage and probably has this spell. :)

Maybe cast polymorph so she can't tell anybody?
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh

#8
February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on February 12, 2006, 04:13:10 PM
Hahaha @ Sidoh/Newby.
That totally reminds me of this.

HAHAHAH AHHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHHA HAH AHAAHAHAHAH HAH HA HAH AH
AHAHHA HAH A
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAH

..... *deep breath* .....

AHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAAHahAHA
AHAHAHAH
HAAHAHAH

Omg rofl... that's the best video I've watched in a while.

Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:18:28 PM
Maybe cast polymorph so she can't tell anybody?

In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep.  In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)

Newby

#9
February 12, 2006, 04:29:46 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 PM
In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep.  In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)

Nah, you're just changing her into something new to fuck.

...

:)
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh

#10
February 12, 2006, 04:31:33 PM
Quote from: Newby on February 12, 2006, 04:29:46 PM
Nah, you're just changing her into something new to fuck.

...

:)

Haha, that's what I mean.  Rofl.  We're dirty. :)

deadly7

#11
February 12, 2006, 04:42:17 PM
HAhahaahha god you two are so fucking lame.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Super_X

#12
February 19, 2006, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on February 12, 2006, 04:27:17 PM
In World of Warcraft, Polymorph changes the target into a sheep.  In this case, maybe you're "Saving her for later?" ;)
That reminds me of a joke I heard once: What's te difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottsman?

"Hey, you- Get off of my cloud!"
and
"Hey! McCloud, Get off of my eue!"
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