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Title: Hello.
Post by: SlamBliss on May 16, 2006, 07:37:52 PM

Hello. My name is SlamBliss.

And I am, a chronic masterbater.
I've been doing it since I was about nine, and I just couldn't stop. Then I met Newby. And let me tell you... Newby gave the term "butthole" a new meaning to me.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Newby on May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 PM

Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: SlamBliss on May 16, 2006, 07:42:47 PM

Quote from: Newby on May 16, 2006, 07:38:36 PM
Sick, sick, sicko. I did no such thing. To my knowledge, anyway. Maybe I was drunk. *shrug*

Hi! Welcome, and enjoy your stay here.

You were drunk on my love, baby.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: rabbit on May 16, 2006, 08:50:29 PM

I hate you, stop following me!

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 PM

That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: CrAz3D on May 16, 2006, 09:26:23 PM

whoa, I sense past w/eness...cool

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: SlamBliss on May 16, 2006, 10:02:06 PM

Oh rabbit... How I missed your adminly antics.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v119/SlamBliss/Requests/rabbitar.jpg)
You remember this little guy? Well he remembers you...

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Joe on May 16, 2006, 10:40:49 PM

OMFG BUNNY OF DOOm.

Hai aT SlamBliSS, mE luv u wif MAUF!

Seriously though, welcome to x86 labs. I'm awaiting the sequel to your Fatass Productions Feature Length Film.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: rabbit on May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 PM

Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 PM
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.

I've known slam for almost 2 years. No need for an intermediate introductor.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 11:45:36 PM

Quote from: rabbit on May 16, 2006, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on May 16, 2006, 09:18:20 PM
That's rabbit, he's the grumpy one.
I've known slam for almost 2 years. No need for an intermediate introductor.

That's deadly7, he likes talking.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Joe on May 17, 2006, 08:02:59 AM

We know.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 PM

I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: SlamBliss on May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 PM

Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 07:41:05 PM

Quote from: SlamBliss on May 17, 2006, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on May 17, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
I love my slammy.

<3

x86 welcomes you with porn and cookies.

I've got plenty of both. But I could use a long hairy.... arm. To reach behind my computer and snag my soda bottles so I can go return them and buy more.

Loser.

;)

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 PM

Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 PM

Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 PM
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.

HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: SlamBliss on May 18, 2006, 01:27:38 AM

Quote from: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 PM
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!

Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Super_X on May 18, 2006, 01:33:52 AM

Quote from: SlamBliss on May 18, 2006, 01:27:38 AM
Quote from: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 PM
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.

And the 'I'; What now, beotch.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: SlamBliss on May 18, 2006, 06:39:22 AM

Quote from: Super_X on May 18, 2006, 01:33:52 AM
Quote from: SlamBliss on May 18, 2006, 01:27:38 AM
Quote from: Super_X on May 17, 2006, 10:58:51 PM
Quote from: GameSnake on May 17, 2006, 10:36:44 PM
Sam, too much info, man. I mean a simple "Hi, my name is ..." woulda been fine.
HAhaaA!! He fucking called you Sam! Haha, bitch!
Gamesnake is now officially on my "I hate you." list.

Is it that hard to see the god damned L...
My name doesn't have anything to do with sam... The only letters common in my first name to my screen name is A.
And the 'I'; What now, beotch.

I isn't in Anthony, oh x_super.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Joe on May 18, 2006, 08:07:18 AM

Tony > SuperX.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: MyndFyre on May 18, 2006, 12:05:31 PM

Quote from: Joe on May 18, 2006, 08:07:18 AM
Tony > SuperX.

Code Select


mysql> SELECT name, leetness FROM world WHERE leetness < 0;

name     |   leetness      |
Joe      |   -2147483648   |

1 record(s) returned.

mysql>

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: GameSnake on May 18, 2006, 01:14:40 PM

MYNDFYRE IS A JOCK.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: AntiVirus on May 18, 2006, 03:04:22 PM

Hello Slam. Welcome to the forums!!

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Sidoh on May 18, 2006, 03:36:45 PM

Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=5896.msg70046#msg70046 date=1147968331]
Quote from: Joe on May 18, 2006, 08:07:18 AM
Tony > SuperX.

Code Select Expand
mysql> SELECT name, leetness FROM world WHERE leetness < 0; name | leetness | Joe | -2147483648 | 1 record(s) returned. mysql>

ROFL

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Joe on May 18, 2006, 06:00:37 PM

As mean as that was, MyndFyre, I agree with Sidoh. =)

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: RoMi on May 21, 2006, 10:33:14 AM

Welcome to the jungle....

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Blaze on May 22, 2006, 11:18:55 PM

Slambliss doesn't know me, but I know him. Welcome.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: dark_drake on May 23, 2006, 01:05:54 AM

Quote from: RoMi on May 21, 2006, 10:33:14 AM
Welcome to the jungle....

We got fun and games...

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: ZeroX on May 23, 2006, 12:30:59 PM

Quote from: dark_drake on May 23, 2006, 01:05:54 AM
Quote from: RoMi on May 21, 2006, 10:33:14 AM
Welcome to the jungle....
We got fun and games...

We got everything you want

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: d&q on May 23, 2006, 12:58:13 PM

I'll just link to the lyrics (http://www.lyrics007.com/Guns%20N'%20Roses%20Lyrics/Welcome%20To%20The%20Jungle%20Lyrics.html).

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: dark_drake on May 23, 2006, 06:24:35 PM

Quote from: Deuce on May 23, 2006, 12:58:13 PM
I'll just link to the lyrics (http://www.lyrics007.com/Guns%20N'%20Roses%20Lyrics/Welcome%20To%20The%20Jungle%20Lyrics.html).

You ruined the fun game. Anyways, new song.

Risin' up, back on the street...

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: ZeroX on May 23, 2006, 07:20:38 PM

Quote from: dark_drake on May 23, 2006, 06:24:35 PM
Quote from: Deuce on May 23, 2006, 12:58:13 PM
I'll just link to the lyrics (http://www.lyrics007.com/Guns%20N'%20Roses%20Lyrics/Welcome%20To%20The%20Jungle%20Lyrics.html).
You ruined the fun game. Anyways, new song.

Risin' up, back on the street...

What song is that?

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: d&q on May 23, 2006, 09:45:19 PM

Eye of the Tiger...

Starbucks..

Ugh.. :'(

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: SlamBliss on August 22, 2006, 02:03:00 AM

I don't want your coffee. I will take your roffle cakes though.

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Joe on August 22, 2006, 03:52:12 AM

Guess who's back? Back again?

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: ZeroX on August 22, 2006, 06:55:06 AM

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=5896.msg88738#msg88738 date=1156233132]
Guess who's back? Back again?

Shadys back, Tell a friend.

eneimemememieie

QuoteKick it,
You wake up in the morning and you dont want to go,
You ask your mom please but she stills says no

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: rabbit on August 22, 2006, 10:32:08 AM

Guess who's back. Back again.
Stan is back....tell some men...

Title: Re: Hello.
Post by: Joe on August 22, 2006, 11:30:08 AM

Rub my back.. rub my back.. rub my back.. hey.. hello?

Clan x86

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