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Title: Dear Newby,
Post by: AntiVirus on July 20, 2006, 07:20:01 PM
I was driving up to Kansas City and on the right side of the road about 2 miles away from Humansville (distasteful) I saw a "Geek Squad" car.  I thought of you when I saw that and laughed. :P

Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: d&q on July 21, 2006, 01:11:42 AM
I was watching a movie when this guy's son dies because he didnt get his antiviral drug in time. I thought of you and laughed.  :D


Seriously.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: AntiVirus on July 21, 2006, 01:13:59 AM
Lol?  I don't know if I should say thanks for not. :P
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Ergot on July 22, 2006, 11:45:21 AM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Sigh. I hate Asian drivers too... they give me a bad reputation.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Sidoh on July 22, 2006, 01:28:19 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.

ROFL
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: AntiVirus on July 22, 2006, 01:41:37 PM
Lol, that's weird.  My ex-girlfriend was Asian and she was a good driver. :P
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: BigAznDaddy on July 22, 2006, 02:38:13 PM
I am a good driver. ;D
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Sidoh on July 22, 2006, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on July 22, 2006, 02:38:13 PM
I am a good driver. ;D

FOUL DECEPTIVE LIES
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: BigAznDaddy on July 22, 2006, 05:58:23 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on July 22, 2006, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: BigAznDaddy on July 22, 2006, 02:38:13 PM
I am a good driver. ;D

FOUL DECEPTIVE LIES
Rofl
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: sushi on August 12, 2006, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
'
The real moral of the story is that AZN's are smart to go to UCLA.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Ergot on August 12, 2006, 09:58:59 PM
Quote from: sushi on August 12, 2006, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
'
The real moral of the story is that AZN's are smart to go to UCLA.
The obvious moral of that story is that even smart Asians suck at drivings.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: sushi on August 12, 2006, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: Ergot on August 12, 2006, 09:58:59 PM
Quote from: sushi on August 12, 2006, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
'
The real moral of the story is that AZN's are smart to go to UCLA.
The obvious moral of that story is that even smart Asians suck at drivings.
Well the best moral obviously isn't that AZN's are bad dirvers it is that AZN's are racist and wanted to crash into him... because of whatever race he is.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: iago on August 13, 2006, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 22, 2006, 11:45:21 AM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Sigh. I hate Asian drivers too... they give me a bad reputation.

Don't worry, some day you, too, will be a bad driver.  It has to happen!
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Blaze on August 13, 2006, 02:44:43 PM
Quote from: iago on August 13, 2006, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 22, 2006, 11:45:21 AM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Sigh. I hate Asian drivers too... they give me a bad reputation.

Don't worry, some day you, too, will be a bad driver.  It has to happen!

Indeed.  (I felt like posting but I had nothing to say.)
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 03:50:59 PM
Quote from: iago on August 13, 2006, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 22, 2006, 11:45:21 AM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Sigh. I hate Asian drivers too... they give me a bad reputation.

Don't worry, some day you, too, will be a bad driver.  It has to happen!
Yea... I'll just drive around Winnipeg and target people on bikes :)?
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: deadly7 on August 13, 2006, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 03:50:59 PM
Yea... I'll just drive around Winnipeg and target people on bikes :)?
Don't drive around Winnipeg!  That means you're close to where I live.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: deadly7 on August 13, 2006, 04:59:17 PM
Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 03:50:59 PM
Yea... I'll just drive around Winnipeg and target people on bikes :)?
Don't drive around Winnipeg!  That means you're close to where I live.
I'll drive within Winnipeg?
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: deadly7 on August 13, 2006, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 05:12:05 PM
I'll drive within Winnipeg?
Oh ok, that's fine then.
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: iago on August 13, 2006, 06:01:33 PM
Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 03:50:59 PM
Yea... I'll just drive around Winnipeg and target people on bikes :)?
Perfect, as long as you're trying to hit me I should be safe.  :P
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 06:40:55 PM
Quote from: iago on August 13, 2006, 06:01:33 PM
Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 03:50:59 PM
Yea... I'll just drive around Winnipeg and target people on bikes :)?
Perfect, as long as you're trying to hit me I should be safe.  :P
LOL !
Title: Re: Dear Newby,
Post by: AntiVirus on August 13, 2006, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: iago on August 13, 2006, 06:01:33 PM
Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2006, 03:50:59 PM
Yea... I'll just drive around Winnipeg and target people on bikes :)?
Perfect, as long as you're trying to hit me I should be safe.  :P
Lmfao!!!