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Started by AntiVirus, July 20, 2006, 07:20:01 PM

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AntiVirus

I was driving up to Kansas City and on the right side of the road about 2 miles away from Humansville (distasteful) I saw a "Geek Squad" car.  I thought of you when I saw that and laughed. :P

The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

d&q

I was watching a movie when this guy's son dies because he didnt get his antiviral drug in time. I thought of you and laughed.  :D


Seriously.
The writ of the founders must endure.

AntiVirus

Lol?  I don't know if I should say thanks for not. :P
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

ZeroX

True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
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Ergot

Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Sigh. I hate Asian drivers too... they give me a bad reputation.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Sidoh

Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.

ROFL

AntiVirus

Lol, that's weird.  My ex-girlfriend was Asian and she was a good driver. :P
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

BigAznDaddy

I am a good driver. ;D

Sidoh



sushi

Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
'
The real moral of the story is that AZN's are smart to go to UCLA.

Ergot

Quote from: sushi on August 12, 2006, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
'
The real moral of the story is that AZN's are smart to go to UCLA.
The obvious moral of that story is that even smart Asians suck at drivings.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

sushi

Quote from: Ergot on August 12, 2006, 09:58:59 PM
Quote from: sushi on August 12, 2006, 07:08:14 PM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
True story.

My friends and I were playing foot ball out in the street one day just for the hell of it. Its one of those nice little communtiys not alot of cars drive through. So we were playing and my friend hiked the ball to me. I go deep and see my friend open so I chuck it. OUT OF NO WHERE, a geek squad car fucking slams on the breaks and my friend goes flying over the top of the car and lands on the trunk.



Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
'
The real moral of the story is that AZN's are smart to go to UCLA.
The obvious moral of that story is that even smart Asians suck at drivings.
Well the best moral obviously isn't that AZN's are bad dirvers it is that AZN's are racist and wanted to crash into him... because of whatever race he is.

iago

Quote from: Ergot on July 22, 2006, 11:45:21 AM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Sigh. I hate Asian drivers too... they give me a bad reputation.

Don't worry, some day you, too, will be a bad driver.  It has to happen!

Blaze

Quote from: iago on August 13, 2006, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: Ergot on July 22, 2006, 11:45:21 AM
Quote from: ZeroX on July 22, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
Moral of the story is. The guy that was driving the car was a UCLA student and was DING DING asian. SO please dont let asians drive.
Sigh. I hate Asian drivers too... they give me a bad reputation.

Don't worry, some day you, too, will be a bad driver.  It has to happen!

Indeed.  (I felt like posting but I had nothing to say.)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...