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Entertainment District / Re: Slugs

« on: September 16, 2006, 01:24:47 pm »

Poor slug. Beautiful process though.

Why be sad for him? It'd be neat to shag upside down with a electric blue phallus.

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Entertainment District / Slugs

« on: September 15, 2006, 06:35:56 pm »

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/slug-sex.html

It's nothing disturbing, and I guess it's more funny than informational.

But seriously, how the fuck does something adapt to do that?

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General Discussion / Re: Excellent "cell" reception

« on: September 15, 2006, 06:34:23 pm »

They also had phone chargers. Damn! With the pointy metal parts that go into the wall. And seriously, where are you going to find a power outlet in jail?

They were sealed and stuff, so the pointies wouldn't have been too much of a problem, I guess. I know jails aren't what they used to be ( like.. scary ) and they've come a long way in terms of comfort, but I dunno about outlets.

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General Discussion / Re: Excellent "cell" reception

« on: September 15, 2006, 06:05:45 pm »

I hate people.

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General Discussion / Re: Space stuffs...

« on: September 15, 2006, 06:04:13 pm »

Hypothetically, you can't "see" the edge of the universe.  Light wraps back to the same point as the original source (asuming no gravity, which is never the case, but that's not the point...).

According to what we know as of this point. There's obviously more to learn about light, as there is more to learn about virtually everything we know.

Except dumb sophomore bitches.. They're pretty self-explanatory.

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General Discussion / Re: Space stuffs...

« on: September 15, 2006, 01:24:23 am »

It does put it in perspective nicely.  I'm sure most people that have watched it have already realized the vastness of our universe, though (at least I hope so!).

Nicely put.

I spend like.. Insane amounts of time trying to figure out what is beyond what we can't yet see, and I'm pretty sure that we'll never find it. Technology is indeed the biggest factor, but I just can't see what the end could possibly be. I could take this so fucking far but I don't want to troll at the moment.. and it's late :[

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General Discussion / Re: Let's hear it!

« on: September 13, 2006, 11:59:07 pm »

It means absolutely nothing. Joe is just trying to bring what could have been funny in school onto the internet. That rarely goes well.

I meant the whoreoscope. :[

But yeah the other thing wasn't funny either.

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General Discussion / Re: Let's hear it!

« on: September 13, 2006, 11:52:22 pm »

Well that was your horiscope from a few days ago.

Anyhow, chatlog from science class today: [note, we're discussing lab safety]

Joe: All in favor of demonstrating the safety shower today in class, say aye.
[Majority of the class]: Aye!
Teacher: All opposed?
[Two people]: Nay!
Joe: Majority rules!
Teacher: President vetos.
Joe: Congress overrules the president!

Horoscope*

and wtf does that mean?

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General Discussion / Re: Let's hear it!

« on: September 13, 2006, 11:45:21 pm »

That's nothing. Poor TeHFoOoL got rocked.

Not here.
(19:39:16) TeHFoOoL: you there?
(19:39:41) PeeOnMyPC: yes
(19:39:41) PeeOnMyPC: whats up
(19:39:46) TeHFoOoL: ok check this shit lawl
(19:39:53) TeHFoOoL: so im texting bri back and forth about stuff
(19:39:55) PeeOnMyPC: I saw brooke walk by walking her dog
(19:39:56) PeeOnMyPC: fucking god damnit
(19:39:58) PeeOnMyPC: I wish I didn't
(19:40:03) PeeOnMyPC: now the thought of her is back in my head
(19:40:04) PeeOnMyPC: damn me
(19:40:04) PeeOnMyPC: damn me
(19:40:06) PeeOnMyPC: go ahead
(19:40:07) TeHFoOoL: she's dum h0r forget about it
(19:40:08) TeHFoOoL: anyways
(19:40:15) TeHFoOoL: so i'm like
(19:40:27) TeHFoOoL: " let's just forget about it and be friends, k? "
(19:40:51) PeeOnMyPC: she's like "no i want ur cawk brooke is sexy LAWL!"
(19:40:52) TeHFoOoL: so i get a call from some guy like a minute later.. " is this mike? yeah i read what you sent to bri and it uh.. yeah you're a queer"
(19:40:57) TeHFoOoL: i was like
(19:40:57) PeeOnMyPC: ahahaha
(19:40:58) PeeOnMyPC: wtf?
(19:40:59) TeHFoOoL: wow wtf
(19:41:00) PeeOnMyPC: "Who the fuck is this?"
(19:41:02) TeHFoOoL: what a fucking bitch
(19:41:02) TeHFoOoL: nah
(19:41:05) TeHFoOoL: i just hung up
(19:41:06) TeHFoOoL: lol
(19:41:07) PeeOnMyPC: hahahaha
(19:41:18) PeeOnMyPC: that sucks
(19:41:43) PeeOnMyPC: so uh
(19:41:44) PeeOnMyPC: fuck her
(19:41:44) PeeOnMyPC: lol
(19:41:48) PeeOnMyPC: What a whore dude.
(19:42:02) TeHFoOoL: dude i know
(19:42:06) TeHFoOoL: now i'm thinking like
(19:42:13) TeHFoOoL: " how the fuck did i find her appealing? "
(19:42:19) TeHFoOoL: lol seriously who the fuck gets some guy to do that
(19:42:21) PeeOnMyPC: that's sickening >
(19:42:28) TeHFoOoL: even better
(19:42:34) TeHFoOoL: what kind of guy would do that?
(19:42:35) TeHFoOoL: lawl fag
(19:42:46) PeeOnMyPC: "glad you got your satisfaction. hope it was worth the blowjob you gave the guy." :p
(19:42:54) TeHFoOoL: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I title this, "Why wominz suck lololololololo"

Dumb sophomore bitch.

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Entertainment District / Re: People kill stingrays to avenge death of Irwin

« on: September 12, 2006, 06:26:25 pm »

The hell does that accomplish?

Some people are so fucking -_-.

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General Discussion / Re: Let's hear it!

« on: September 11, 2006, 06:35:38 pm »

so ANYWAY

I ended up with a 1000mg vitamin C tablet, 2 Echinacea tablets (500mg maybe?, I forget), 1 (200mg?) Zinc tablet as suggested by a friend who said he takes this when he gets sick & he's pretty healthy shortly after.
I's hopes this works nicely, sickness sucks

I just got out of the stomache flu which is like a fucking Nazi invasion in your stomache. Whenever you eat ANYTHING, after any part of it starts to digest you feel like you can't throw up. Through three days I had probably the equivalent of one meal.

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General Discussion / Re: Let's hear it!

« on: September 10, 2006, 11:10:26 pm »

I think it's rare.

I agree, but I do think it's possible and I do think it exists.

It exists!

"No such thing as high-school love."

What complete bullshit. No offense to you DD, nor am I saying that I was in love, but that's probably one of the most outrageous things I've ever heard. To look at two people in high-school who say they are mutually in love, and say to them, " Sorry guys. You're not in love because it doesn't exist in high-school. " is so fucking stupid.

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General Discussion / Re: Let's hear it!

« on: September 10, 2006, 02:22:03 am »

After a few days my girlfriend decides she isn't ready for a relationship and it fucking hurts.

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Entertainment District / Re: OuTrAgEoUs

« on: September 07, 2006, 10:13:52 pm »

I liked #2, the snapping/clapping guy

#1 is FRIGGIN INTENSE, especially the singing & beatboxing part

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8143005802786225656&q=harmonica+beatbox
This one is PWN.  I saw it on Big-Boys a while back

Yeah, I've seen that one before. Shoooo shiiiiick.

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Entertainment District / OuTrAgEoUs

« on: September 06, 2006, 09:30:55 pm »

Okay.. We'll start off with a bit of.. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4973831868560254781&q=beatboxer

Moving into
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2316038641032750466&q=beatboxer

Now compared to:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8361874587325031911&q=beatboxer

lolz

And this guy must feel accomplished:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9006681471944310566&q=break+dance