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Unix / Linux Discussion / What are some things I can do...
« on: April 17, 2006, 02:47:48 pm »
After a power outage occurs to make sure everything is working?
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Entertainment District / A Mans Guide to First Dates
« on: March 27, 2006, 02:12:42 am »
Email from my uncle:
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have $ex but only in the missionary
position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have $ex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
thought of having $ex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've
already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have $ex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids,
her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins,
her sister's
Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
beans for
the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks like
a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,Aunts,
Uncles,Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have $ex but only in the missionary
position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have $ex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
thought of having $ex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've
already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have $ex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids,
her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins,
her sister's
Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
beans for
the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks like
a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,Aunts,
Uncles,Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
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General Discussion / Weird problem...
« on: March 20, 2006, 01:36:08 am »
One one of my computer, when it's booted no splash screen comes up with all that POST stuff, however, things do appear when XP is loaded. The problem is we need to edit things in the BIOS, and well, that screen doesn't appear 
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General Discussion / Support my school band!
« on: March 13, 2006, 11:32:48 pm »
http://www.kfox.com/pages/2006sor_hs.html
Vote for Mount Pleasant High School. Thanks
We don't sound that bad either ^^.
Vote for Mount Pleasant High School. Thanks
We don't sound that bad either ^^.
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General Discussion / Upgrading question...
« on: March 13, 2006, 07:58:10 pm »
Since there is no Windows discussion forum... is there a way to upgrade from Windows 98 to Windows XP without getting everything deleted? Quik said no, and I believe him, but Warrior hasn't said anything, and we all know he's the god of the Windows world.
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Unix / Linux Discussion / Autoconf/Automake/gcc or something...
« on: March 08, 2006, 12:10:57 am »
When I try to compile programs, a lot of them fail saying things like
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:30:22: comp_rss.h: No such file or directory
src/comp_rss_xanga.c: In function `parse_xanga_rss':
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:62: error: `rss_parser' undeclared (first use in this function)
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:62: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only once
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:62: error: for each function it appears in.)
make: *** [src/comp_rss_xanga.o] Error 1
ge_blist.c: In function `GE_buddy_menu_cb':
ge_blist.c:54: error: `GaimMenuAction' undeclared (first use in this function)
ge_blist.c:54: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only once
ge_blist.c:54: error: for each function it appears in.)
ge_blist.c:54: error: `action' undeclared (first use in this function)
ge_blist.c:65: warning: implicit declaration of function `gaim_menu_action_new'
make[2]: *** [ge_blist.lo] Error 1
make[2]: Leaving directory `/home/jimmy/gaim-encryption-3.0beta3'
make[1]: *** [all-recursive] Error 1
make[1]: Leaving directory `/home/jimmy/gaim-encryption-3.0beta3'
make: *** [all-recursive-am] Error 2
I was able to fix the first one, by adding the ./src directory to the INCLUDE section of Automake. The second one is much more confusing and I can't fix it. I think the problem has to do with autoconf or something... because it's not looking in the current directory for the header files. :\ Any help?
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:30:22: comp_rss.h: No such file or directory
src/comp_rss_xanga.c: In function `parse_xanga_rss':
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:62: error: `rss_parser' undeclared (first use in this function)
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:62: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only once
src/comp_rss_xanga.c:62: error: for each function it appears in.)
make: *** [src/comp_rss_xanga.o] Error 1
ge_blist.c: In function `GE_buddy_menu_cb':
ge_blist.c:54: error: `GaimMenuAction' undeclared (first use in this function)
ge_blist.c:54: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only once
ge_blist.c:54: error: for each function it appears in.)
ge_blist.c:54: error: `action' undeclared (first use in this function)
ge_blist.c:65: warning: implicit declaration of function `gaim_menu_action_new'
make[2]: *** [ge_blist.lo] Error 1
make[2]: Leaving directory `/home/jimmy/gaim-encryption-3.0beta3'
make[1]: *** [all-recursive] Error 1
make[1]: Leaving directory `/home/jimmy/gaim-encryption-3.0beta3'
make: *** [all-recursive-am] Error 2
I was able to fix the first one, by adding the ./src directory to the INCLUDE section of Automake. The second one is much more confusing and I can't fix it. I think the problem has to do with autoconf or something... because it's not looking in the current directory for the header files. :\ Any help?
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Unix / Linux Discussion / Need help fixing things
« on: February 18, 2006, 02:34:31 am »
At boot I get
For future reference, doing slapt-get --install-set diskset after doing a --upgrade or --dist-upgrade seems like a really good idea. I should read before I do things
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lsmod: QM_MODULES: not implemented. I googled it and it said it was an issue with mod-init-utils but I already have that. The other problem is that without the modules I can't mount my FAT drives? Which would help me get the other packages to fix other problems.For future reference, doing slapt-get --install-set diskset after doing a --upgrade or --dist-upgrade seems like a really good idea. I should read before I do things
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Entertainment District / What am I?
« on: January 29, 2006, 04:11:48 am »
If you eat me, you become me. What am I?
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General Discussion / WINE can beat XP!
« on: January 21, 2006, 03:38:05 am »
Wow! Check this out... WINE beat XP in 67 out of 147 tests :O!
http://wiki.winehq.org/BenchMark-0.9.5
http://wiki.winehq.org/BenchMark-0.9.5
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Entertainment District / How to make Pho
« on: January 18, 2006, 10:34:41 pm »
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/272000/272711_Wok_the_Fuck_lag_compensat.swf
You might need to ask xex about some of it
You might need to ask xex about some of it
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General Discussion / What happened to SuprNova.org
« on: December 20, 2005, 02:17:49 am »
http://www.suprnova.org/?op=showLong&aID=80
If it goes down...
If it goes down...
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For a year now, there have been many rumors why SuprNova.org was taken offline. Some have said that it was because of legal issues, some said it was because I sold out to eXeem project, or because I became a millionaire and did not want to bother with the site anymore, and the rumors go on.
Today, on the exact day, when SuprNova.org went offline, I decided that it is time for everybody to know the truth and that it is time for me to stop pretending like nothing ever happened.
On November 2004, I received a call from my ISP saying that all of my servers had been raided by the police. I received nothing from the police before or after the raid, nobody told me what was going on.
In early December, Reuters did an article on me, and many Slovenian newspapers jumped on the story. So I ended up reading about myself in Slovenian newspapers. And right about that time, I had a feeling something was wrong. I do not really know what the feeling was or where it was coming from, but I decided it was time to take SuprNova.org offline.
About a month later, after SuprNova.org had been taken offline, there was a door bell at 6:30 in the morning, saying it's the police. Actually I was not expecting anything anymore, since SuprNova.org had been taken offline long before that. They showed me a court order to search my place and they did so. They took as far as I remember, two of my computers and lots of documents.
About a month or so later, I was called to the police, so that we or actually they, did a list of all the files that were on all of the computers that they took from my home and from the ISP.
Another month later, I was called to the police for my hearing. I and my lawyer decided, we wouldnt answer any questions. After this was over, the police told us they will give this to the prosecutor and he will continue the procedure. My lawyer told me, that I should expect a letter from the prosecutor after the summer holidays.
And that was true, nothing happened during the summer holidays and I had quite a wonderful time. Very relaxed.
And just when I was hoping that the prosecutor would forget about my case I received another letter. When I received the paper, that I had to go pick up the envelope at the post, I became completely depressed and sad. But anyway, I went to the post and picked up the document. It was from the prosecutor, saying by the law blah blah and blah blah the denunciation against Andrej Preston has been dropped. And I received all the CD's and computers that they took from me. This happened on 18th October 2005.
Since then nothing happened, and I hope it stays that way. This has been a huge pressure on me and I think it left some permanent marks on me. I hope none of you will ever have to go through something like this.
What is written above is just a short story of everything that went on during last year. I also do not want to give out too much information, since it wouldn't be wise.
Thanks to all of the friends that knew about this and supported me as much as they could! Its been a hard year for all of us.
Links:
The last letter that I have received
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General Discussion / Silly question...
« on: November 12, 2005, 01:39:08 am »
How big is a full Windows XP install?
(Move this where ever appropriate)
(Move this where ever appropriate)