A humorous homework assignment..

[Joe]

So, for programming, we had to make a mad-lib sort of program that would take bunch of parts of speech and then spit them back out in a fashion that'd make you shit yourself with laughter. Here's what I came up with.

(Code attached)

Nursery Rhymes, MadLibs Style!
I'll ask for a part of speech, and you type it and press enter!

Noun:         refrigerator
Noun:         banana
Noun:         Orangutan
Noun:         peanut
Noun:         sandwich
Noun:         vacuum
Plural noun:  iagi
Adjective:    old
Adjective:    smelly
Adjective:    short
Adjective:    funny-looking
Verb (past)   died

Old Mother Hubbard went to the refrigerator to get her old banana a bone.
When she got there, the Orangutan was smelly, and so her short dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the peanut to fetch a sandwich of water.
Jack fell down and broke his vacuum and Jill came tumbling after.

There was an funny-looking woman who died in a shoe.
She had so many iagi, she didn't know what to do!

Press any key to continue . . .

EDIT -
I attached an ncb instead of a cpp file. Crap. Fixed.

[dark_drake]

I was hoping to be humored, but I left without so much as a cheeky grin to show for the colossal effort of hasty clickery of my mediocre touchpad.

[CrAz3D]

Shouldn't it be Jill's vacuum?

[Joe]

Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.

[wires]

Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.

Thought that was Joe.  :-\

[Blaze]

Nah, Jack sucks too. They're not together, they're just friends. Jack is a closet gay, duh.

Thought that was Joe.  :-\

Holy shit, it's SeRiW!