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Started by Towelie, April 08, 2009, 06:15:29 PM

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Towelie

This site is pretty funny, I'm sure most of you have been to it:
http://www.fmylife.com/

Tons of great very short fuck my life situations, here's one that just came up:
QuoteToday, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

Newby

More proof people should take care in what they type. :P
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Quik

People are stupid. Most of the time in those stories they deserve what they got.
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

CrAz3D

Quote from: Quik on April 08, 2009, 06:50:47 PM
People are stupid. Most of the time in those stories they deserve what they got.
I wonder how many of the stories are legit