Corn Nazi

[Furious]

Ok, so for those of you who don't know ( all of you ;/ ) I used to work in the produce section of a grocery store, I put out the fruits and vegetables, etc.

Ok, I was working one day, and I was about to put out some more corn, but this couple walked up to the corn, one a Jewish man ( I could tell because he was wearing a Yamika (Sp?) ), and his wife.  So I decided to wait a couple minutes until they got done, so, they finished and started walking around the rest of the produce section, so I started to restock the corn.  Not even 2 minutes later, the guy walks up and says " What are you holding out on us? " trying to be funny, and I was about to say, No corn for you, I'm the corn nazi! , but it hit me before I said it, that he was, jewish...and this was all relating to Seinfeld and the Soup Nazi....I thought it was funny :/

[Sidoh]

ROFL!

That's pretty funny

[Furious]

It's more of one of those, had to be there things

[Blaze]

Hah, the soup nazi is awesome. :)

[deadly7]

Great way to lose your job. :P
@Blaze: AGREED. "NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT"

[Joe]

Funny incident a few minutes ago.

Mom: We're out of taco shells. What else do you want?
Joe: *looks in cupboard, sees soup*
Joe: Uh, chicken noodle soup I guess.
Bob: Mmm.
Joe: No soup for you.
Bob: *stupid face*
Joe: ..idiot.