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Computer worms aren't always bad! Halarious real life ROFLCOPTER.

Started by GameSnake, December 21, 2005, 02:55:53 PM

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December 21, 2005, 02:55:53 PM Last Edit: December 21, 2005, 08:06:48 PM by GameSnake
Worm scares pedophile
BERLIN (Reuters) - A child porn offender in Germany turned himself in to the police after mistaking an email he received from a computer worm for an official warning that he was under investigation, authorities said Tuesday. "It just goes to show that computer worms aren't always destructive," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Paderborn. "Here it helped us to uncover a crime which would otherwise probably have gone undetected."

The 20-year-old was caught out by a version of the "Sober" worm, a prolific Internet virus which can invade computers and then send out messages from a host of fabricated addresses.

The trap was set when the man got an email saying "an investigation is underway," that listed the sender as Germany's Federal Criminal Police Office (BKA). Police charged him after finding pornographic images of children on his home computer.

Newby

#1
December 21, 2005, 03:00:50 PM
Hahaha. Brilliant.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Blaze

#2
December 21, 2005, 06:31:33 PM
Great!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Joe

#3
December 21, 2005, 11:00:57 PM
I'd just delete my porn (or back it up to darkside) as fast as I could. =p
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

leet_muffin

#4
January 02, 2006, 04:46:41 AM
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

Ergot

#5
January 02, 2006, 04:51:10 AM
I thought I saw that on theses forums :O ?
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

leet_muffin

#6
January 02, 2006, 04:52:25 AM Last Edit: January 02, 2006, 04:54:30 AM by leet_muffin
Quote from: Ergot on January 02, 2006, 04:51:10 AM
I thought I saw that on theses forums :O ?

eek - sorry didnt catch that one.
christcrap - its right there. hmmm, now how would i go about deleting this one?
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

Ergot

#7
January 02, 2006, 04:55:45 AM
I'm pretty sure you can delete your own post... there should be a delete button next to modify or quote
That or ask a mod.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

leet_muffin

#8
January 02, 2006, 04:59:11 AM
"You cannot delete your own topics on this board"

choice # 2, tell a mod.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

Newby

#9
January 02, 2006, 11:48:13 AM
Choice #3, merge the two!
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

trust

#10
January 02, 2006, 04:31:56 PM
"Pervert fingers self..."

While that title is totally innocent in technical terms, they could have chosen a different word considering the topic.

Quik

#11
January 02, 2006, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: OG Trust on January 02, 2006, 04:31:56 PM
"Pervert fingers self..."

While that title is totally innocent in technical terms, they could have chosen a different word considering the topic.

Pretty sure that's an ironic and not-so-coincidental attempt at humor by an online publication.
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny
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