Are you a hacker??

[raylu]

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

[Ergot]

Everything but 10. :O I am a hacker ph33r @_@

[Towelie]

The funny thing is, most of those pertain to people who are not hackers :P

[Sidoh]

This is clearly a joke ...

Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.

I've never talked to someone that stupid.  It'd be even more surprising to find someone who was confident enough in their beliefs to publish something like this in a serious tone.

You're exposed to more EM radiation by going outside than you are by staring at monitors for equal amounts of time (especially LCD's :P).

[Newby]

This is clearly a joke ...

No it's not. I use Lunix.

[Quik]

This has been posted before, I think by iago. It's the epitome of satire. I mean...

Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

Seriously, what the fuck? It's called puberty, and if you didn't exhibit that when you were young then you're kinda screwed in life (I'm surprised, in that case, you were able to have a son in the first place). If you DID experience that, then you must be a hacker.

[igimo1]

This is like >= 5 years old :O

[raylu]

Old = bad?

And yes...I kinda figured out it was a joke halfway through reading it...

[Ergot]

You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?

[Blaze]

You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?

I wanted to vote in that poll... :(

[Sidoh]

You guys couldn't figure out it was a joke just by looking at the poll?

Haha, I didn't see that.

[ZeroX]

I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children.

Keep it in the pants.