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Started by Joe, July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 AM

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deadly7

I went off on where you said "Minnesota? I'm going there to fish" or something like that.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Quik

He said guess where he's going fishing. I did, because I am going there as well. Do you follow the logic at all?

Pornographic film == fishing ?
Quote[20:21:13] xar: i was just thinking about the time iago came over here and we made this huge bomb and light up the sky for 6 min
[20:21:15] xar: that was funny

deadly7

Yes I follow the logic. I was just asking what part YOu were going to, totally relevant to your post, which was relevant to the topic.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


deadly7

uh no thanks. i don't watch porn.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Ergot

Quote from: deadly7 on August 10, 2005, 09:39:40 PM
uh no thanks. i don't watch porn.
He makes porn :O. Bollywood porn!
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

c0n

Quote from: Jojo the Jester on July 31, 2005, 05:13:10 AM
www.myfirstsexteacher.com

Gogo! The Mrs. Star movie is really sexy. Oh yeah, its porn. Downloading Limewire to get the full version right now! =)

If I reach deep into the psychology of all this, it appears that Joe just might have a crush on one of his teachers ;).

Joe

None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Darkness

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=2030.msg22029#msg22029 date=1124345559]
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p
No shit, those aren't real teachers. Sorry if that ruined your sexual fantasy.
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

c0n

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Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=2030.msg22029#msg22029 date=1124345559]
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

Well obviously they aren't your teachers. And it doesn't mean that you never had a sexual fantasy for one of your teachers ;). What I'm saying is, this is the closest link you have in order to fulfill your sexual fantasy for teachers you've had in the past, and will have in the future. This is the only place where they act like they are teachers, and suck a student's cock for having bad attendance records, or bullshit like that. Don't deny it, you must have had a fantasy for at least one teacher. I have before... because some teachers are fine as hell. Just makes you wanna hit that ass. And to dig deeper in the psychology, her being a teacher and it being totally illegal to have sex with her is what drives you even further. Don't deny it, it's pretty obvious.

Darkness

Quote from: pr0jeKt m4yh3m on August 18, 2005, 02:39:32 AM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=2030.msg22029#msg22029 date=1124345559]
None of them are my teachers. In fact, I don't know any of my teachers, because I just graduated. =p

Well obviously they aren't your teachers. And it doesn't mean that you never had a sexual fantasy for one of your teachers ;). What I'm saying is, this is the closest link you have in order to fulfill your sexual fantasy for teachers you've had in the past, and will have in the future. This is the only place where they act like they are teachers, and suck a student's cock for having bad attendance records, or bullshit like that. Don't deny it, you must have had a fantasy for at least one teacher. I have before... because some teachers are fine as hell. Just makes you wanna hit that ass. And to dig deeper in the psychology, her being a teacher and it being totally illegal to have sex with her is what drives you even further. Don't deny it, it's pretty obvious.
rofl owned @ joe's subconcious
(01:22:35) Newby: I am listening to 9989. Torsofuck - Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver (0:07 / 2:37 320kbps)
(01:22:39) Newby: I am listening to 9990. Torsofuck - Worm Infested Anal (0:01 / 3:02 320kbps)
(01:22:43) Newby: I am listening to 9991. Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants (0:02 / 4:14 320kbps)

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


trust

Man, there is the PE teacher at my old middle school. I'd hit that so fast.