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Never thought I'd say this...

Started by Screenor, August 21, 2005, 09:28:47 AM

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Sidoh


Ergot

Quote from: Vex3 on August 22, 2005, 12:41:35 AM
Revised Blaze edition:

# ACNE: Does your teenager have acne? Masturbation often leads to excessive hormone production, which is the primary cause of acne. Very few teenagers who don't masturbate have acne.
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Hmm well let's think: Acne is caused from sweat, so if your kid plays sports he must also masterbate.
IIRC, masturbating releases testosterone... which is what steroids have.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Vex3

lol, Wasted a bit of my life on that one, but I forgot that I am going to start a new topic on how great it is to be a canadian.
Wish I had more hands, give those tities four thumbs down!


Joe

@Sidoh, I did.

QuoteWhat kind of parent would do that?!
Mine.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Screenor

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=2408.msg22640#msg22640 date=1124702297]
@Sidoh, I did.

QuoteWhat kind of parent would do that?!
Mine.
Yeah, it went along the lines of "Honey, you have to wait till your dick can actually be held in your hand to do that, now, give me the tweezers, I need them for something".


:) <3