Poem of Contradictions

[Joe]

One bright day in the middle of the night
  Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced eachother
  Drew their swords and shot eachother
A deaf policeman heard the noise
  He came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
  Ask the blind man, he saw it too

[Sidoh]

Weird.

[Ergot]

Actually I found more..

One bright day in the middle of the night
  Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced eachother
  Drew their swords and shot eachother
A deaf policeman heard the noise
  He came and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
  Ask the blind man, he saw it too

[Sidoh]

I like it better if "hear" was "heard" and the last "true" is "too"

And I'd enjoy having several thousands of dollars in my pocket right now, but that's just not in the cards, now is it?

[Joe]

Yeah, well, typos are easier to fix than your problem. =p

[Blaze]

Here is the FULL version, and its a canadian rhyme, btw.


  One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
  Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

   One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
   A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

   A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
   Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

   A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
   If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

[trust]

Joes is better Blaze. Yours is whack.