Jesus and Satan were programming, when..

[Joe]

Back in high school, Jesus and Satan were working on their final projects in their computer class, which was due at the end of the hour. A power outtage occured around halfway through, and the power came back on not five minutes before the end of the hour. The next day, when grades were given back, Jesus passed and Satan failed.

Satan later asked the teacher how this was possible, and the teacher answered, "Isn't it obvious? Jesus saves!"

[Quik]

Didn't you post this before?

I know it's been posted here, and it wasn't funny then either.

[Ergot]

Ironic that you didn't save last time.

[Joe]

Ironic that you didn't save last time.

I never claimed to be Jesus, so eh?

[Newby]

Cute.

[Warrior]

goto hell;

[deadly7]

Didn't you post this before?

I know it's been posted here, and it wasn't funny then either.

Yeah, he did.

[Joe]

Didn't you post this before?

I know it's been posted here, and it wasn't funny then either.

Yeah, he did.

Eh, oops.