Snakes in a Theatre

[Joe]

I used to live in walking distance of that theater, and since I went to school with everyone in the area, I might even know the people who did it. Actually, I think it might even be this one Russian dumbass I knew. He's a real moron, the kind of moron that thinks he's cool for doing something illegal.

Like Newby, who's a moron for bagging that he pwns at piracy? :)