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Started by zorm, July 16, 2006, 08:39:59 PM

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zorm

July 16, 2006, 08:39:59 PM
Would he top his strawberries with some cloud?!
"Frustra fit per plura quod potest fieri per pauciora"
- William of Ockham

rabbit

#1
July 16, 2006, 08:48:06 PM
Pah.  Zeus isn't a pansy.  He would not eat strawberries!  He would fry an elephant with his lightning and devour it whole, bones and all.

zorm

#2
July 16, 2006, 08:57:18 PM
Oh ok, perhaps I was thinking of some other god.
"Frustra fit per plura quod potest fieri per pauciora"
- William of Ockham

iago

#3
July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 PM
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first. 

Sidoh

#4
July 16, 2006, 09:00:14 PM
Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 PM
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first. 

My thoughts exactly.

Kaleeko

#5
July 16, 2006, 10:27:37 PM
Quote from: iago on July 16, 2006, 08:58:23 PM
He might turn into a female elephant and have sex with it first. 

HAHA! So true.

AntiVirus

#6
July 17, 2006, 12:37:32 AM
LMFAO @ iago.  Wtf? Hahaha!
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

d&q

#7
July 17, 2006, 02:18:47 PM
Quote from: AntiVirus on July 17, 2006, 12:37:32 AM
LMFAO @ iago.  Wtf? Hahaha!

In many stories about Zeus, the basic plot line is:

1. He turns into whatever
2. Has sex with a random woman of the same species.(Sometimes different species)
3. A child is born!
4. Hera, for some reason, takes revenge on the child, instead of Zeus.
The writ of the founders must endure.

rabbit

#8
July 17, 2006, 03:00:13 PM
5. Zeus takes the unborn fetus, eats it, and a few months later chops his face open with an axe and gives birth to a new (demi-)god.
6. The new (demi-)god pisses Zeus off and Zeus <insert method of eternal torture here>'s them.

AntiVirus

#9
July 17, 2006, 04:26:26 PM
Ooh, I see.  What a weirdo. ^^
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Joe

#10
August 28, 2006, 02:12:10 PM
Hefastus didn't diserve to be thrown out that window. Poor boy. At least he gets a throne that follows him around. That'd be sweet!
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

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