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SNL Jeopardy - Sean Connery

Started by Blaze, May 12, 2007, 10:50:55 PM

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iago

My favorite Sean Connery episode of Jeopardy was the one with the "I have a chardonney" category. Although they're all funny!

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Quote from: iago on May 12, 2007, 11:02:05 PM
My favorite Sean Connery episode of Jeopardy was the one with the "I have a chardonney" category. Although they're all funny!

"I'll have a hardon."

Hah!
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

iago

Quote from: Newby on May 12, 2007, 11:09:01 PM
Quote from: iago on May 12, 2007, 11:02:05 PM
My favorite Sean Connery episode of Jeopardy was the one with the "I have a chardonney" category. Although they're all funny!

"I'll have a hardon."

Hah!

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Blaze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM56uf3JbCU includes the hard on part, but not the whole thing... :P

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Quik

#8
Has anyone seen the "Miso" one? That's one of my favorites. SNL Jeopardy is the best.

[EDIT]: Damn, the second one has it, but it's all eff'd up. Oh wells.
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Quote from: Quik on May 13, 2007, 04:38:30 PM
Has anyone seen the "Miso" one? That's one of my favorites. SNL Jeopardy is the best.

"Miso, yes that is a kind of soup! What did you wager? ..... horny. Miso horny. Me so horny."
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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