They're coming!

[rabbit]

Good man!  You've clearly read the Zombie Survival Guide.

[Ergot]

I hope you all have a zombie plan.

When there's something strange... in your neighborhood... who ya gonna call...

[Sidoh]

ghostbusters are totally useless against zombies.  The only remedy to a zombie problem is a good, old fashioned, ass kicking session.

[dark_drake]

I don't know about that. When was the last time a group of zombies took down a giant Marshmallow man? The Ghostbusters would totally kick a zombie's ass, except mine (err... assuming I was a zombie).

[Hitmen]

Zombies don't get to use weapons, silly!

You're obviously missing out on a bit of important zombie lore. In one of the movies from the original 'dead' series (Day of the Dead) we learn that zombies retain some of the knowledge of their past life and can be taught to do things they used to, including wield a gun.

[iago]

Zombies don't get to use weapons, silly!

You're obviously missing out on a bit of important zombie lore. In one of the movies from the original 'dead' series (Day of the Dead) we learn that zombies retain some of the knowledge of their past life and can be taught to do things they used to, including wield a gun.

Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )

[abc]

When your swimming in a pool, and you feel something heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea!

[Hitmen]

Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )

This is George Romero we're talking about, inventor of the classic movie zombie. I think he knows what he's doing.

[rabbit]

Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )

This is George Romero we're talking about, inventor of the classic movie zombie. I think he knows what he's doing.

Except for Land of the Dead....

[iago]

Clearly that was artistic license. Come on now!

Also in that movie, the guy befriends a zombie. I don't believe that, either. It's just not realistic! (but zombies are. :) )

This is George Romero we're talking about, inventor of the classic movie zombie. I think he knows what he's doing.

I say he was senile after day/dawn!

[rabbit]

WHICH Day/Dawn?

[iago]

WHICH Day/Dawn?

Since we were talking about Romaro's lore, I'm talking about the original ones.

[Hitmen]

The remakes Dawn/Day have nothing to do with Romero at all (though I think he had a small part in the remake of Night).

Land is not a particularly good movie, but his zombies stay true to form, continuing where he left them off in Day.

[Camel]

All I need is my trusty survival knife.

Zombies don't get to use weapons, silly!

Unless you set them on fire! Then they are their own flaming zombie weapons.

[Sidoh]

Unless you set them on fire! Then they are their own flaming zombie weapons.

Hmm... touche.  I suppose they could also fling their own limbs at you.  I would consider that to be within the specifications for a zombie.