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Started by Ender, October 31, 2007, 09:29:03 PM

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Ender

I went into the girls bathroom today

...and I learned for a fact...

that girls do poop!

Ender

Afterthought: I should post this on arXiv.

Warrior

Yes, I made that discovery a while ago.

I never recovered from the emotional wounds.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

CetniK

They do?!?  Wow...I am shocked.  Did it smell like roses?

Ender

Quote from: CetniK on October 31, 2007, 10:01:07 PM
They do?!?  Wow...I am shocked.  Did it smell like roses?

Actually, I didn't smell anything. Probably due to stuffy nose.

CrAz3D

My thought:  ugh, why!?

Ender

Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...

Joe

You were trying to see some naked girls. :P
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 PM
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?

Ender

Quote from: iago on November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 PM
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 PM
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...
If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?

When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.

Chavo

Schroedinger would not be pleased

Hitmen

Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 PM
When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
That poop could have been left by anyone!
Quote
(22:15:39) Newby: it hurts to swallow

CetniK

Quote from: Hitmen on November 01, 2007, 11:00:47 PM
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 PM
When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.
That poop could have been left by anyone!
It might have been a fellow Peeping Tom. ;)

Joe

Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 09:21:55 PM
Quote from: iago on November 01, 2007, 06:30:48 PM
Quote from: Ender on November 01, 2007, 04:18:20 PM
Why did I go into the girls' bathroom in the first place?

I was curious.

Lucky that there weren't any girls in there...

If there weren't any girls in there in the first place, how did you determine that they poop?

When I went into a stall, I saw the residue of poop in the toilet.

Racing stripes. Evidence of all.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Warrior

Due to the lack of evidence we disregard this theory of girls producing waste.

It was silly of us to even think about something so silly.

Case dismissed!
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling