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Started by Newby, April 28, 2005, 06:59:41 PM

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Newby

April 28, 2005, 06:59:41 PM
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

RoMi

#1
April 28, 2005, 07:53:25 PM
wow newby, wtf, do you do just like sit around all day and google shit like "advanced masturbation"?
-RoMi

Newby

#2
April 28, 2005, 08:29:57 PM
I blame newsletters.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

mitosis

#3
April 28, 2005, 08:55:49 PM
wtf

CrAz3D

#4
April 29, 2005, 12:01:18 AM
mhm, very cool?...:(

Warrior

#5
April 29, 2005, 01:14:09 AM
Thanks!
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

CrAz3D

#6
April 29, 2005, 01:43:23 AM
Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2005, 01:14:09 AM
Thanks!
uhm, that is just a little odd

Towelie

#7
April 29, 2005, 02:44:03 PM
Warrior is probably trying the techniques while watching the demos!

Warrior

#8
April 29, 2005, 02:58:32 PM
I tried the backhand and the mushroom
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

ZeroX

#9
April 29, 2005, 03:32:33 PM
Same. Dosent feel good as a stranger. :)

1. sit on your hand for 30 mintues

2. get a hard on

3. jack off with the hand you sat on

4. EWWWW
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

CrAz3D

#10
April 29, 2005, 04:59:23 PM
wtf...
that's all I have to say, again, wtf

Blaze

#11
April 30, 2005, 09:53:05 AM
It seems #14 - Circular Masturbating works well.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

deadly7

#12
April 30, 2005, 03:41:04 PM
L
O
L

You are the saddest person I've ever met, newby.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Krazed

#13
May 01, 2005, 11:54:15 AM
Thats...fucking...disgusting.
It is good to be good, but it is better to be lucky.

Towelie

#14
May 01, 2005, 09:54:52 PM
ill try it tonight
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