How to not get my attention

[Joe]

Conversation with emerson_1432@hotmail.com on Fri 06 Jun 2008 02:55:18 AM CDT:
(01:55:18 AM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: hi
(06:50:58 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: hello
(06:51:02 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: helme please
(06:52:41 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: helpme man please
(06:52:43 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com has nudged you!
(06:56:36 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com has nudged you!
(10:31:22 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: hye man
(10:31:23 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: one questuion plz
(10:31:28 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: helpme
(10:31:31 PM) emerson_1432@hotmail.com: please

Does this guy even try?

[Ender]

well he must have heard how easy it is to get your pants off

[Warrior]

when did this turn into joes blog


who gives a fuck

[Ender]

unlike u i actually care about joe's well being

[Warrior]

unlike u i actually care about joe's well being

me too

just as long as it's not "well"

or "being" for that matter

[Ender]

in my time of trolling joe i have always trolled out of love

u ont he other hand troll for selfish reasons

"i love to see them squirm"

[Warrior]

in my time of trolling joe i have always trolled out of love

u ont he other hand troll for selfish reasons

"i love to see them squirm"

"trolling out of love" is like "nuking out of a friendly neighborhood gesture"


the two do not go hand in hand, if held hands it'd probably be like when joe held the hand of the opposite gender: short lived




ACTUALLY
joe has never held the hand of the opposite gender

[Ender]

joe was made from my sperm, not yours, he's mine to insult

but yes i agree, he has yet to make contact with the opposite gender

[Warrior]

joe was made from my sperm, not yours, he's mine to insult

but yes i agree, he has yet to make contact with the opposite gender

i reserve my right to insult your seed

there are certain unalienable rights that all humans are born with
insulting joe is one of many (along side plotting to insult joe, conversing about an insult directed at joe, and reflecting on having insulted joe)

[Ender]

i disagree, this inalienable right only belongs to his father, i.e. myself.

[Warrior]

alas, you are only the father as a consequence of you inseminating his mother
we all did, you were just the chosen one

however, i am more a father to young william than you can ever hope to be
where were you four years ago?

where were you when the poor lad was masturbating out of a sadness which stems from a lack of social skills
it was gay porn for christs sakes

where were you then?

[Ender]

i stayed with him long enough to realize he would never make any friends, he needed a substitute. and i got a friend for him, i bought him playboy, at the age of 7.

i was so proud of my boy... when other kdis climbed the monkey bars at recess, joe would find a shady corner, strip off his belt, and let 'er ripn. i taught him this, and i am proud to say that he thinks of me when he pulls out uncle jack

[Warrior]

a touching story

speaking of "touching"

[newby wanted me to remove this part, previously there was an insult aimed at him posted here. something about him and joe masturbating together, idk]

[Ender]

newby and joe have a lot in common

except that joe's more of a pedestrian, or at least will be soon

like the places they masturbate

oh, so that's who that visitor is, hm...

[Warrior]

newby and joe have a lot in common

except that joe's more of a pedestrian, or at least will be soon

pedestrian or not, we can at least both agree on one thing:




atleast we're not joe