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Offline Ender

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« on: August 20, 2008, 02:01:53 am »
i met naomi novik in person today! =)

naturally this is an occasion for glory all in itself, but i inform you with the humblest of intentions: there is more

now as my mind entertains only the noblest of thoughts, it did not dawn on me, until a long few minutes after the fact, that since she's famous, and i met her, i too am famous by association

thus in lieu of the natural order of things u must address me now as "mr. ender", "sir ender", "khan ender", "the prince of darkness", or "the fist of justice"

i will postpone my other titles in for the sake of brevity, and end this declaration of celebrity with a few quotes from our founding fathers:

"we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, except for celebrities"
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"and when the king lays down his sword of justice, the people are still a people, but the king no longer a king"

best wishes to my loyal servants
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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 02:40:37 am »
oh i almost forgot



i also cleverly got some signed copies of the first book to give to friends as presents :)
« Last Edit: August 20, 2008, 02:53:56 am by Ender »

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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 03:33:22 am »
I might be dyslexic, but that image is stretching it.

(I know that's not how it works, I am actually dyslexic.  :) )
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 05:20:39 am »
Imagine the letter N, but with a red star at the bottom left corner and a blue star at the top right corner. Denote this R=BL and B=TR. Now rotate it around the plane. We can get R=TR and B=BL, but we can never get R=BR and B=TL (while preserving the N shape), which is what you get when you reflect the original N across the y-axis.

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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 07:34:47 am »
Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)


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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 11:49:36 am »
Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)

Damn right.  That was an awesome penguin.

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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 05:08:33 pm »
Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)
Damn right.  That was an awesome penguin.
\signed. I really think Lead is a heretic, and as such, should be burned at the stake.
errr... something like that...

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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 09:08:50 pm »
Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)
Damn right.  That was an awesome penguin.
\signed. I really think Lead is a heretic, and as such, should be burned at the stake.

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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 09:21:39 pm »
we are getting away from the topic at hand: me.

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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 09:25:39 pm »
Nah, they embassy would rather knight a fucking penguin that you, no offense. (No pun intended)

ok first of all i posted that topic so u can't use it against me

second of all i am not claiming to be a knight, but a celebrity. the difference is that i retain my status worldwide whereas knights only retain their status in sparse parts of europe.

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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 03:08:10 am »
second of all i am not claiming to be a knight, but a celebrity. the difference is that i retain my status worldwide whereas knights only retain their status in sparse parts of europe.
Except for that penguin. Unlike you, he's badass enough to retain both.
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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 03:24:00 am »
Yeah that penguin trumps you, Ender.  Sorry.

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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 03:29:26 am »
Can we throw ender out of x86 and make the penguin a honorary member?
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: ender the celebrity
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 03:42:38 am »
Can we throw ender out of x86 and make the penguin a honorary member?

I don't think we should throw Ender out.  I pity his defeat.  However, I think that the penguin should totally be an honorary member.

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2008, 03:43:46 am »
Can we throw ender out of x86 and make the penguin a honorary member?

that penguin is like a brother to me. as are all birds. he would never betray me.