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Best Lawsuit ever?
« on: November 06, 2008, 10:18:15 pm »
I'm not sure how long this has been floating around, but it's pretty funny.  This guy sued over 700 people/things/places, including the Eiffel Tower, the King James Bible, Huggies,  The Leaning Tower of Pisa, AARP, Colin Powell, "Area 69", Kevin Bacon, Phi Beta Kappa, and the Merriam-Webster's Dictionary 10th edition, to name a few.

Here's a link: http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-ilndce/case_no-1:2007cv04192/case_id-211173/

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 10:39:53 am »
WTF!?  Sued Plymouth Rock?

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 11:30:26 am »
Here's another one where he sues Batman (or the creators of Batman, maybe)?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0816071riches2.gif

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 11:47:56 am »
Probably just Batman.  haha


Illegal moonshine!?  Batman was a 'shiner?

d/b/a as "The White Suge Knight" hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 12:39:36 pm »
Here's another one where he sues Batman (or the creators of Batman, maybe)?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0816071riches2.gif
Haha, what's this guy's deal? Is he just crazy, or trying to make some kind of point?

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 01:20:32 pm »
What did the Federalist Society ever do to him?

Apart from that I have no objections. 

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2008, 01:55:39 pm »
Here's another one where he sues Batman (or the creators of Batman, maybe)?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0816071riches2.gif
Haha, what's this guy's deal? Is he just crazy, or trying to make some kind of point?

I don't know.  Apparently, in 2007, the court disallowed him from filing any lawsuits without providing the appropriate administrative fees that are usually covered for you.  He's still filed something like 1900 lawsuits since then.

I think it's ridiculous enough to assume that he's just making a point, but I don't know -- maybe he really is a bit bonkers.  I think he's in jail right now serving a sentence of illegal money wiring or some crap like that.

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2008, 03:12:28 pm »
"Nostradamus"
lol.

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 04:50:42 am »
"Tsunami victims" nearly made me fall out of my chair laughing at work. I had to forward this to them so they wouldn't think I was crazy.

<Camel> i said what what
<Blaze> in the butt
<Camel> you want to do it in my butt?
<Blaze> in my butt
<Camel> let's do it in the butt
<Blaze> Okay!

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 06:43:10 am »
Defendant: Ninja Samurai Fighters

lol

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Re: Best Lawsuit ever?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 06:45:48 am »
The Olsen Twins?!??  ??? :'(

The Bolivian Mafia LOL


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