Let's see it!

[Towelie]

I have a good idea for a thread. Like the let's hear it thread, except you post funny pictures, text, links, whatever you want that you come across and find funny.

I'll start with a craigslist post that I saw on tosh.0

[Towelie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

1.    docking    
   

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.


David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.

hahahaha

[Joe]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

1.    docking    
   

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.


David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.

hahahaha

Canoe U is affecting you.

[Towelie]

got that one from Tosh.0 too :P

[Towelie]

[Sidoh]

hahahaha...

[Joe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon#World_all-time_top_ten_lists

All from Africa. Just sayin'.

[Towelie]

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/04/tosh0-presents-extreme-salvia-challenge/

[Towelie]

Anyone else want to start to contribute too? Fuck, no wonder these forums are suffering lately :P

[Joe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOY2ve7zHb4&feature=channel

Most epic SC game ever.

[AntiVirus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCrdM5ADgE
I lol'd

[Towelie]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20417237,00.html

Paris Hilton's Explanation: I Thought the Cocaine Was Gum

Lol. Really? Gum?

[Towelie]

[truste1]

"TillICum" thieves

[Towelie]

I definitely think about this lol

[iago]

Not sure if I can hotlink, but eh?

[iago]

[Sidoh]

hahahha... i love this thread.

[Towelie]

Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".


Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

[iago]

Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".


Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

How fast is the barn moving?

[Towelie]

Relative to what?

[Newby]

Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".


Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

This must be your first quarter on relativity, I've never seen you so enamored with a subject in physics. The last half-dozen things I've read that you've written online have had something to do with special relativity. =P

[Towelie]

Eh, only one thing I've said was something I thought personally :P

[deadly7]

Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".


Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

This must be your first quarter on relativity, I've never seen you so enamored with a subject in physics. The last half-dozen things I've read that you've written online have had something to do with special relativity. =P

Relativity fucking blows.

[iago]

In case hotlinking doesn't work:
http://www.happycow.net/blog/?p=1424

[iago]

I think I've posted this one here in the past, but it bears repeating:

[Towelie]

This is a good song, kinda funny too:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeidub_cee-lo-green-fuck-you_music


EDIT: Here's a funny response to it that's good to watch after: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwR_jZPMe6g

[Towelie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl0G3uH71B8

Definitely a great watch

[Sidoh]

[Towelie]

LOL. Thats a good one :P

[Armin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ

^ this shit won an oscar.

[Joe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d_JmZvj6I0

[Blaze]

This is pro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes
I love this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS63vGDoLJ4

[Towelie]

http://xkcd.com/793/
so true

[Towelie]

[Towelie]

[Towelie]

[AntiVirus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSYeRBW8GM&sns=fb
I lol'd

[Towelie]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/413505

Best soundboard ever.

My favorites: Droppin loads!, Cock Goblin, Over Your Mouth. Most are funny though.

[Sidoh]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/413505

Best soundboard ever.

My favorites: Droppin loads!, Cock Goblin, Over Your Mouth. Most are funny though.

hahahahahahaha.... DRROOPPINNN FUUCKIN LOAADDS.

[iago]

[Towelie]

And for this video, all I can say is... who needs stereotypes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg


@iago: Hahaha yeah, I liked that one. Also this one was good a few days ago:

[Blaze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU

[Towelie]

ahaha yeah, I saw that one a while ago.

"He just pissed orange soda" *Glare*

[iago]

[iago]

I love today's xkcd:


There were some good ones last week, too.

[iago]

Doesn't really fit with the theme of this thread, but I think it needs to be included:
http://www.amazon.com/AutoExec-WM-01-Wheelmate-Steering-Wheel/dp/B000IZGIA8

[rabbit]

Why is the steering wheel upsidedown?

[Joe]

I suppose it wouldn't fit right side up with all the controls.

[Joe]

Teach me how to dougie? Naw, teach me how to Bucky!

[Joe]

I love today's xkcd:


There were some good ones last week, too.

By the way, that perfectly describes the stackoverflow system. The higher your reputation, the more privileges you get, up to and including automatic promotion to moderator. If you're low reputation and post bad stuff, you get banned by the higher reps.

[Towelie]

Hahahaha yes!

[iago]

And of course, the extra from that comic:


Dick jokes. :)

[iago]

This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:

[Sidoh]

This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:

That's an awesome comic, but I don't think I get the asian thing. o_O

[Towelie]

I don't get the asian reference either lol

[deadly7]

This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who drew that?!

[Blaze]

This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who drew that?!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/

(I changed the text to say Zach instead of Dave.  :) )

[truste1]

[iago]

I don't get the asian reference either lol

Well, just that the comic says 'Zach' and you're in the navy. *shrug* nothing else to get :)

[Sidoh]

but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o

[iago]

but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o

He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.

Shut up. :P

[truste1]

That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?

[Blaze]

That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?

I thought it was very nice.  Did you know the guy who was being whacked?

[truste1]

That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?

I thought it was very nice.  Did you know the guy who was being whacked?

No he was here enjoying an afternoon football game.

[Blaze]

That is until he was killed, or did he enjoy that too?

[Sidoh]

but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o

He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.

Shut up. :P

hahahaha... kung fu headband.  After I went back and looked, I can see how it might look like that, but yeah... I'm sure it's supposed to be a sailor hat:



Weirdo.

[iago]

but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o

He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.

Shut up. :P

hahahaha... kung fu headband.  After I went back and looked, I can see how it might look like that, but yeah... I'm sure it's supposed to be a sailor hat:

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Weirdo.

Probably. I still think he looks more kung fu. :D

[Towelie]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com

[Towelie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

[rabbit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

[Hitmen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKcl0Qg13o

this youtube channel is the best thing on the internet

[Towelie]

Saw that image and decided to make a motivational poster.

[AntiVirus]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/818/

Cracks me up.

[Furious]

EDIT: NSFW, THERE ARE BEWBIES.

Kind of racist?  Though I'm not

[Hitmen]

Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard?

[iago]

Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard?

The scary part is that he didn't answer the question. :)

[Blaze]

Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard?

The scary part is that he didn't answer the question. :)

Yes, but this is true about most questions asked to politicians.  Perhaps they are all Space Lizards?

[Sidoh]

Haha... wasn't there something like this about Bush Sr.?

[iago]

Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny. :)

[Sidoh]

Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny. :)

I find it strange, the things people come up with.

[Blaze]

Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny. :)

I find it strange, the things people come up with.

SPACE-LIZARD SYMPATHIZER!  DIE!

[iago]

This one made me LOL:
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/02/28/dr-oz-helps-a-lady-o.html

Don't ruin it by reading comments, though.

[Sidoh]

hahahahahahaha.  nice.

[Blaze]

Hahahahah that is a amazing