Author Topic: Let's see it! (Read 19044 times)

Towelie · « **on:** August 22, 2010, 10:52:27 PM »

I have a good idea for a thread. Like the let's hear it thread, except you post funny pictures, text, links, whatever you want that you come across and find funny.

I'll start with a craigslist post that I saw on tosh.0

Towelie · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2010, 11:49:52 PM »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

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1. docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.

hahahaha

Joe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2010, 12:52:13 AM »

Quote from: Towelie on August 22, 2010, 11:49:52 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

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1. docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin.

hahahaha

Canoe U is affecting you.

Towelie · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2010, 12:53:56 AM »

got that one from Tosh.0 too

Towelie · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2010, 10:47:27 PM »

Sidoh · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2010, 01:31:03 AM »

hahahaha...

Joe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2010, 03:40:49 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon#World_all-time_top_ten_lists

All from Africa. Just sayin'.

Towelie · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2010, 04:29:32 PM »

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/04/tosh0-presents-extreme-salvia-challenge/

Towelie · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2010, 01:02:12 PM »

Anyone else want to start to contribute too? Fuck, no wonder these forums are suffering lately

Joe · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2010, 11:36:03 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOY2ve7zHb4&feature=channel

Most epic SC game ever.

AntiVirus · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2010, 06:35:32 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCrdM5ADgE
I lol'd

Towelie · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2010, 06:17:02 PM »

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20417237,00.html

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Paris Hilton's Explanation: I Thought the Cocaine Was Gum

Lol. Really? Gum?

Towelie · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2010, 06:23:08 PM »

truste1 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:43:25 PM »

"TillICum" thieves

Towelie · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2010, 06:55:06 AM »

I definitely think about this lol

iago · « **Reply #15 on:** September 01, 2010, 01:22:59 PM »

Not sure if I can hotlink, but eh?

iago · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2010, 01:27:32 PM »

Sidoh · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2010, 02:33:57 PM »

hahahha... i love this thread.

Towelie · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:52:34 PM »

Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".

Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

iago · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2010, 04:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Towelie on September 01, 2010, 03:52:34 PM

Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".

Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

How fast is the barn moving?

Towelie · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2010, 08:54:47 PM »

Relative to what?

Newby · « **Reply #21 on:** September 02, 2010, 12:48:28 AM »

Quote from: Towelie on September 01, 2010, 03:52:34 PM

Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".

Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

This must be your first quarter on relativity, I've never seen you so enamored with a subject in physics. The last half-dozen things I've read that you've written online have had something to do with special relativity. =P

Towelie · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2010, 07:24:08 AM »

Eh, only one thing I've said was something I thought personally

deadly7 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 02, 2010, 02:05:19 PM »

Quote from: Newby on September 02, 2010, 12:48:28 AM

Quote from: Towelie on September 01, 2010, 03:52:34 PM
Direct quote from my teacher today: "Bob says it's going to fit, while Anna says its too big to fit".

Now, what he was talking about: Special relativity. Bob thinks the space ship that is going at ~.8c will fit in the barn, while according to Anna (who is on the ship), the ship is too big. Also, according to anna, only the first 1/4th will fit (just the tip). It was even better with the diagrams.

This must be your first quarter on relativity, I've never seen you so enamored with a subject in physics. The last half-dozen things I've read that you've written online have had something to do with special relativity. =P

Relativity fucking blows.

iago · « **Reply #24 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:03:54 PM »

In case hotlinking doesn't work:
http://www.happycow.net/blog/?p=1424

iago · « **Reply #25 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:04:52 PM »

I think I've posted this one here in the past, but it bears repeating:

Towelie · « **Reply #26 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:44:03 PM »

This is a good song, kinda funny too:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeidub_cee-lo-green-fuck-you_music

EDIT: Here's a funny response to it that's good to watch after: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwR_jZPMe6g

Towelie · « **Reply #27 on:** September 05, 2010, 11:36:05 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl0G3uH71B8

Definitely a great watch

Sidoh · « **Reply #28 on:** September 09, 2010, 02:35:29 PM »

Towelie · « **Reply #29 on:** September 09, 2010, 04:35:20 PM »

LOL. Thats a good one

Armin · « **Reply #30 on:** September 09, 2010, 05:52:12 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ

^ this shit won an oscar.

Joe · « **Reply #31 on:** September 09, 2010, 06:43:52 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d_JmZvj6I0

Blaze · « **Reply #32 on:** September 09, 2010, 11:57:06 PM »

This is pro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes
I love this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS63vGDoLJ4

Towelie · « **Reply #33 on:** September 15, 2010, 01:07:12 PM »

http://xkcd.com/793/
so true

Towelie · « **Reply #34 on:** September 17, 2010, 06:05:37 PM »

Towelie · « **Reply #35 on:** September 18, 2010, 10:32:35 PM »

Towelie · « **Reply #36 on:** September 20, 2010, 12:00:37 PM »

AntiVirus · « **Reply #37 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:13:23 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSYeRBW8GM&sns=fb
I lol'd

Towelie · « **Reply #38 on:** September 27, 2010, 12:48:03 PM »

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/413505

Best soundboard ever.

My favorites: Droppin loads!, Cock Goblin, Over Your Mouth. Most are funny though.

Sidoh · « **Reply #39 on:** September 27, 2010, 02:51:26 PM »

Quote from: Towelie on September 27, 2010, 12:48:03 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/413505

Best soundboard ever.

My favorites: Droppin loads!, Cock Goblin, Over Your Mouth. Most are funny though.

hahahahahahaha.... DRROOPPINNN FUUCKIN LOAADDS.

iago · « **Reply #40 on:** October 05, 2010, 10:43:37 AM »

Towelie · « **Reply #41 on:** October 05, 2010, 01:06:28 PM »

And for this video, all I can say is... who needs stereotypes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg

@iago: Hahaha yeah, I liked that one. Also this one was good a few days ago:

Blaze · « **Reply #42 on:** October 09, 2010, 11:57:25 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU

Towelie · « **Reply #43 on:** October 10, 2010, 02:12:48 AM »

ahaha yeah, I saw that one a while ago.

"He just pissed orange soda" *Glare*

iago · « **Reply #44 on:** October 15, 2010, 09:09:04 AM »

iago · « **Reply #45 on:** October 25, 2010, 02:27:31 PM »

I love today's xkcd:

There were some good ones last week, too.

iago · « **Reply #46 on:** October 28, 2010, 12:26:31 PM »

Doesn't really fit with the theme of this thread, but I think it needs to be included:
http://www.amazon.com/AutoExec-WM-01-Wheelmate-Steering-Wheel/dp/B000IZGIA8

rabbit · « **Reply #47 on:** October 28, 2010, 01:29:05 PM »

Why is the steering wheel upsidedown?

Joe · « **Reply #48 on:** October 29, 2010, 08:54:12 PM »

I suppose it wouldn't fit right side up with all the controls.

Joe · « **Reply #49 on:** November 07, 2010, 06:12:08 AM »

Teach me how to dougie? Naw, teach me how to Bucky!

Joe · « **Reply #50 on:** November 07, 2010, 08:05:28 AM »

Quote from: iago on October 25, 2010, 02:27:31 PM

I love today's xkcd:

There were some good ones last week, too.

By the way, that perfectly describes the stackoverflow system. The higher your reputation, the more privileges you get, up to and including automatic promotion to moderator. If you're low reputation and post bad stuff, you get banned by the higher reps.

Towelie · « **Reply #51 on:** November 07, 2010, 11:57:00 AM »

Hahahaha yes!

iago · « **Reply #52 on:** November 07, 2010, 12:07:45 PM »

And of course, the extra from that comic:

Dick jokes.

iago · « **Reply #53 on:** November 17, 2010, 10:51:40 PM »

This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:

Sidoh · « **Reply #54 on:** November 18, 2010, 12:07:35 AM »

Quote from: iago on November 17, 2010, 10:51:40 PM

This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:

That's an awesome comic, but I don't think I get the asian thing. o_O

Towelie · « **Reply #55 on:** November 18, 2010, 12:09:44 AM »

I don't get the asian reference either lol

deadly7 · « **Reply #56 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:31:16 AM »

Quote from: iago on November 17, 2010, 10:51:40 PM

This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who drew that?!

Blaze · « **Reply #57 on:** November 18, 2010, 04:01:48 AM »

Quote from: deadly7 on November 18, 2010, 01:31:16 AM

Quote from: iago on November 17, 2010, 10:51:40 PM
This one's for Towlie, who up until now I didn't know was asian:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who drew that?!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/

(I changed the text to say Zach instead of Dave.

)

truste1 · « **Reply #58 on:** November 18, 2010, 09:05:25 AM »

iago · « **Reply #59 on:** November 18, 2010, 09:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Towelie on November 18, 2010, 12:09:44 AM

I don't get the asian reference either lol

Well, just that the comic says 'Zach' and you're in the navy. *shrug* nothing else to get

Sidoh · « **Reply #60 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:22:06 PM »

but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o

iago · « **Reply #61 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:44:19 PM »

Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 01:22:06 PM

but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o

He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.

Shut up.

truste1 · « **Reply #62 on:** November 18, 2010, 05:07:25 PM »

That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?

Blaze · « **Reply #63 on:** November 18, 2010, 05:15:54 PM »

Quote from: truste1 on November 18, 2010, 05:07:25 PM

That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?

I thought it was very nice. Did you know the guy who was being whacked?

truste1 · « **Reply #64 on:** November 18, 2010, 05:50:40 PM »

Quote from: Blaze on November 18, 2010, 05:15:54 PM

Quote from: truste1 on November 18, 2010, 05:07:25 PM
That's a Rolls Royce. What is wrong with this forum?

I thought it was very nice. Did you know the guy who was being whacked?

No he was here enjoying an afternoon football game.

Blaze · « **Reply #65 on:** November 18, 2010, 06:17:16 PM »

That is until he was killed, or did he enjoy that too?

Sidoh · « **Reply #66 on:** November 18, 2010, 08:07:53 PM »

Quote from: iago on November 18, 2010, 01:44:19 PM

Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o
He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.

Shut up.

hahahaha... kung fu headband. After I went back and looked, I can see how it might look like that, but yeah... I'm sure it's supposed to be a sailor hat:

Weirdo.

iago · « **Reply #67 on:** November 18, 2010, 09:43:59 PM »

Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 08:07:53 PM

Quote from: iago on November 18, 2010, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on November 18, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
but the guy in the comic isn't asian either O.o
He looks asian to me! Especially with the kung fu head band.

Shut up.

hahahaha... kung fu headband. After I went back and looked, I can see how it might look like that, but yeah... I'm sure it's supposed to be a sailor hat:

<img>

Weirdo.

Probably. I still think he looks more kung fu.

Towelie · « **Reply #68 on:** December 08, 2010, 12:33:16 AM »

http://damnyouautocorrect.com

Towelie · « **Reply #69 on:** December 19, 2010, 09:13:34 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

rabbit · « **Reply #70 on:** December 20, 2010, 12:33:44 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

Hitmen · « **Reply #71 on:** December 31, 2010, 10:54:04 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKcl0Qg13o

this youtube channel is the best thing on the internet

Towelie · « **Reply #72 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:21:42 PM »

Saw that image and decided to make a motivational poster.

AntiVirus · « **Reply #73 on:** February 17, 2011, 02:16:16 PM »

http://www.explosm.net/comics/818/

Cracks me up.

Furious · « **Reply #74 on:** February 17, 2011, 07:43:53 PM »

EDIT: NSFW, THERE ARE BEWBIES.

Kind of racist? Though I'm not

Hitmen · « **Reply #75 on:** February 26, 2011, 03:45:16 PM »

Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard?

iago · « **Reply #76 on:** February 27, 2011, 01:31:24 PM »

Quote from: Hitmen on February 26, 2011, 03:45:16 PM

Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard?

The scary part is that he didn't answer the question.

Blaze · « **Reply #77 on:** February 27, 2011, 04:39:18 PM »

Quote from: iago on February 27, 2011, 01:31:24 PM

Quote from: Hitmen on February 26, 2011, 03:45:16 PM
Is Donald Rumsfeld a Lizard?
The scary part is that he didn't answer the question.

Yes, but this is true about most questions asked to politicians. Perhaps they are all Space Lizards?

Sidoh · « **Reply #78 on:** February 27, 2011, 04:46:46 PM »

Haha... wasn't there something like this about Bush Sr.?

iago · « **Reply #79 on:** February 27, 2011, 04:50:52 PM »

Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny.

Sidoh · « **Reply #80 on:** February 27, 2011, 04:52:16 PM »

Quote from: iago on February 27, 2011, 04:50:52 PM

Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny.

I find it strange, the things people come up with.

Blaze · « **Reply #81 on:** February 27, 2011, 07:09:32 PM »

Quote from: Sidoh on February 27, 2011, 04:52:16 PM

Quote from: iago on February 27, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
Yeah, I saw a show once that talked about the space lizard myths, and accused many of the people in power of being lizards. It was funny.

I find it strange, the things people come up with.

SPACE-LIZARD SYMPATHIZER! DIE!

iago · « **Reply #82 on:** February 28, 2011, 10:43:24 PM »

This one made me LOL:
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/02/28/dr-oz-helps-a-lady-o.html

Don't ruin it by reading comments, though.

Sidoh · « **Reply #83 on:** February 28, 2011, 10:56:31 PM »

hahahahahahaha. nice.

Blaze · « **Reply #84 on:** March 01, 2011, 08:26:35 AM »

Hahahahah that is a amazing

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Author Topic: Let's see it! (Read 19044 times)