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Started by Krazed, June 12, 2005, 08:59:30 PM

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Blaze

I have to take a major shit. I'll be back in a couple of hours when I get the toilet working again.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

wires


iago

I just got back from my stepmom's mother's funeral.

I didn't know her really well, but I kept thinking of losing my own mom and that was pretty upsetting. 

Nate

Nate is not a pansy.  Girls just know Nate won't hurt them.

Ergot

Wow, someone actually got hold of a white guy at SBC instead of those Indians.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

deadly7

Indians rock your ass, Jimmy.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Ergot

The white guy actually did something to fix my internet connection. It's all happy now :D
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

We have to meet somebody at 8:45am.  Usually I'm just cleaning up my desk after breakfast at 8:45!

RoMi

There has been road construction in front of my house for the last three days.  Hardly can even leave my house anymore, and the second I will be able to leave will be going to work for 10 hours, whoohoo!
-RoMi

Ergot

I have a bunch of eye turd :[
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Blaze

I'm trying to get a function for displaying text in starcraft and right now I'm disassembling everything with very little knowledge of IDA.  This is exciting.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Ergot

I noticed I'm in Blaze's signature >:] Hot.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

rabbit

At least that wasn't a post about SBC.

Ergot

Aww, you miss my SBC posts? Here, my connection is r0x0rz now, I think it's even better than before, there's like no dropping at all!

Feanor is teh best >:]
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

Quote from: Ergot on June 16, 2005, 01:21:29 PM
I noticed I'm in Blaze's signature >:] Hot.

So am I!

Today afternoon I had to do a ton of walking for a really dumb reason.

See, we have our network sensors.  They detect malicious traffic coming from the Internet.  A week ago, they moved one of the sensors into a new building, and since then we haven't been seeing any traffic from it.  This is unusual, because we generally see SQL Slammer at least 30 times/minute.

So we walked over to the building, got let into the server room, and checked the Switch's configuration.  We figured it wasn't set to SPAN properly.  That checked out.

Next, we thought it was the port itself.  We plugged in a laptop, loaded ethereal, and saw about 5000packets/second.  So that worked fine.

So maybe it was the cable!  We followed it down to the server, plugged in the laptop, and bam, 5000packets/second.  Hmm!

So we go to reinstall the software on the server.  We hit reboot, and discover that the CMOS battery was dead.  What that means is that, when they moved it to the new building, the date got reset to 2001. 

As it turns out, the sensor was working fine.  It was sending out the data to our console fine.  However, since the data was dated 2001, it was putting it all waaaaaaay the hell back in the database, where we'd never see it.

So yay, it's working now! :-)