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Offline iago

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9300 on: February 18, 2011, 12:10:41 am »
Maybe I should just lower my standards and date a fat chick... I guess if I expect a white woman to be open-minded enough to date outside their race, perhaps I should be willing to date someone who weighs more than me.
With an attitude like that, I hope it's a good long time before you inflict yourself on somebody else.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9301 on: February 20, 2011, 07:52:08 pm »
Ugh... can I have my PhD now?
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9302 on: February 23, 2011, 03:05:45 pm »
I want my JD now. It looks like my graduating debt will be around $120k once paid back. COOL!
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9303 on: February 23, 2011, 07:33:07 pm »
I want my JD now. It looks like my graduating debt will be around $120k once paid back. COOL!
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$120k? What the fuck! How do you plan to pay that back?!

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9304 on: February 23, 2011, 07:48:48 pm »
Maybe I should just lower my standards and date a fat chick... I guess if I expect a white woman to be open-minded enough to date outside their race, perhaps I should be willing to date someone who weighs more than me.
With an attitude like that, I hope it's a good long time before you inflict yourself on somebody else.


Yeah, I think you should work on your attitude. Maybe you are too self-absorbed? I would work on becoming a better person (to others) and figuring out our values, and then the girls you are attracted to will become attracted to you.

I apologize in advance if I'm completely wrong in this advice as, admittedly, I do not know you very well.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9305 on: February 24, 2011, 12:18:38 am »
I want my JD now. It looks like my graduating debt will be around $120k once paid back. COOL!
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$120k? What the fuck! How do you plan to pay that back?!
He's going to be a fat cat lawyer :)
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9306 on: February 24, 2011, 12:58:04 am »
I need a goddamn break.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9307 on: February 24, 2011, 12:49:17 pm »
I need a goddamn break.
Bu..bu...but I have dibs on the next break!
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9308 on: February 25, 2011, 04:22:58 pm »
I want my JD now. It looks like my graduating debt will be around $120k once paid back. COOL!
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$120k? What the fuck! How do you plan to pay that back?!
He's going to be a fat cat lawyer :)
http://www.princetonreview.com/TexasTechUniversitySchoolofLaw.aspx

Average starting salary is $80k (if you believe what the law school tells you). Fuck it.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9309 on: February 25, 2011, 05:23:14 pm »
I make more than that. It's not starting salary, it's ~4 years in, but I'm still happy. :)

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9310 on: February 25, 2011, 10:35:46 pm »
Yeah. I want to be making about $100k 5 years out.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9311 on: February 25, 2011, 11:17:20 pm »
If you include the work I do on the side (teaching/contracts/etc), my income is approximately $100k.

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9312 on: March 08, 2011, 08:15:35 pm »
Dear National Instruments,

Go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely yours,

dark_drake
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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9313 on: March 13, 2011, 05:12:06 am »
Dear National Instruments,

Go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely yours,

dark_drake
why?

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Re: Let's hear it!
« Reply #9314 on: March 13, 2011, 12:56:17 pm »
Dear National Instruments,

Go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely yours,

dark_drake
why?
I really hate the way labview is implemented with several background processes that are started when I log in to my machine. I spent two hours the other night trying to figure out why the hell my data acquisition card wasn't working. It was all because I didn't have every last one of the damn processes running. Why doesn't NI just program it so the processes open and close upon Labview's launch and shutdown? That'd make sense to me, but whatever.
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