Let's hear it!

[Warrior]

hm, i don't know yet whether my floor in housing is coed or not. kinda sux because it means i can't piss with the door open.

Coed dorms are nice :)

Depends on how hot the girls are really. And how religious. And how shallow. And how high they think of themselves. And how good they are at Halo.

you are forgetting cootie shot

[Ender]

hm, i don't know yet whether my floor in housing is coed or not. kinda sux because it means i can't piss with the door open.

Coed dorms are nice :)

yeah but, i wanna know if i can piss with the door open. i think i would prefer coed though.

[Ender]

hm, i just lost sleep writing an essay on the effects of sleep deprivation. how ironic.

[trust]

aforementioned girl just left my bed because my roommate made her promise she wouldnt sleep in the same bed as me. she kissed me on the cheek and left..fuck him

edit: oh and i got 2 citations tonight for drunk in public and underage possession of alcohol.

[CrAz3D]

lol, no offense (re: citations)

hot chick-friend was over.  we were leaving the park and I said "I want to hang out with hot chicks" (not mentioning her) .... she said "thanks, i'm glad I'm not hot"  My only response was "you're gorgeous and KNOW I would totoally hit on you again.  I'm handsy when drunk and  you will agree since I hit on you while drunk"  She didnt seem offended.
While at the house she said "I didnt know you that well" (when you asked me out) ... Maybe I should now?  Oh God.  So many chicks cant wait til room mate leaves and I can have sex with chicks (God willing)

[trust]

good luck.

[CrAz3D]

.17?  Ballin.  I want to buy one of those tester things from Walgreens

[trust]

nt

[Newby]

Plead no contest?

[zorm]

There is a guy on another forum selling asexual scorpions... I'm really tempted!

[iago]

Link?

[trust]

Plead no contest?

My goal is so handle this outside of court, I don't want the recording of the stuff I said to be heard by anyone...I'm pretty sure I was a complete obnoxious and belligerent dick.

[leet_muffin]

tl;dr

But I lol'd anyway.

[Explicit]

Plead no contest?

My goal is so handle this outside of court, I don't want the recording of the stuff I said to be heard by anyone...I'm pretty sure I was a complete obnoxious and belligerent dick.

Not to be an asshole, but I really do hope this blemishes your record. It will serve to put things into perspective for you.

[deadly7]

Not to be an asshole, but I really do hope this blemishes your record. It will serve to put things into perspective for you.

That's the intention; don't be surprised if it doesn't work, though. :P