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Started by Krazed, June 12, 2005, 08:59:30 PM

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CrAz3D

oooooooooh!  40 yr old virgin quote time!

"you're putting the pussy on a pedastal dude"!

MyndFyre

Quote from: Joe on June 15, 2006, 04:08:08 AM
By the way, thank's for the advice. Operation "Joe needs pussy" goes down Sunday morning.
I seriously doubt you'd know what to do with one if you got it anyway.

Quote from: Joe on June 15, 2006, 05:01:22 AM
Jesus violated the Sabbath and was still considered sinless. If I have premarital sex he'll still love me.
While I don't disagree with the second statement, I disagree with the premise.  I don't believe Jesus violated the sabbath.
Quote from: Joe on January 23, 2011, 11:47:54 PM
I have a programming folder, and I have nothing of value there

Running with Code has a new home!

Quote from: Rule on May 26, 2009, 02:02:12 PMOur species really annoys me.

Warrior

If you get pussy I'll quit x86.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

CrAz3D

I wouldnt wanna see it, thats for sure!

no date tonigh, aw:(
shes still with/into someother guy (some guy she randomly met on a choir trip in san diego).    she was way nice tho, at least i didnt get blown off, thats always a plus

Joe

Jesus broke the law of resting on the Sabbath by preaching, doing work. The Jewish law stated that you aren't to do any work on the Sabbath at all, just rest. However, he didn't sin for working on the Sabbath, because he was preaching God's word, but he did sin by breaking the law. Of course, I guess it wasn't a sin because it was a stupid law that God didn't like (if he did, why would Jesus have broken it?), but you understand what I mean, right?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Sidoh

There are places in the bible that say "When Jesus arrives, everything will change," I'm pretty sure.

Joe

I felt awesome the one night that we were talking about the crucifixion of Jesus because when pastor brought up "Why do you think Jesus didn't say anything at his trial?" I was the only one that knew there was a verse in Isaiah 53 that says "As a lamb before her shearers is silent so he did not say a word." That was sweet.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


CrAz3D

setting myself up for another hopeful date :-p, hope this one works out

...just gotta decide whether or not to actually do it, since I took her out a few times a few years ago & she just said she wasnt ready for dating then

Newby

Quote from: CrAz3D on June 19, 2006, 01:19:08 AM
...just gotta decide whether or not to actually do it, since I took her out a few times a few years ago & she just said she wasnt ready for dating then

I thought you said men. Heh. I was gonna say, "I don't think you should try again...."
- Newby
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

CrAz3D

Quote from: Newby on June 19, 2006, 01:33:59 AM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 19, 2006, 01:19:08 AM
...just gotta decide whether or not to actually do it, since I took her out a few times a few years ago & she just said she wasnt ready for dating then

I thought you said men. Heh. I was gonna say, "I don't think you should try again...."
...maybe I should just ask to watch ;)

CrAz3D

Some gay dude keeps talking to me on myspace/aim (he keeps getting on under different names too...creepy).

I finally just said so many anti-queer things he got offended & is hopefully gonna leave me alone, yay!  (I told him I wasnt gay & that I dont agree with it, but he wouldnt stop hitting on me etc before getting really offensive....it was funny tho!)

dark_drake

I finally got my Maverik card today.  Instead of spending $40.00 on 14.93 gallons of gasoline, I spent 39.70. 
errr... something like that...

CrAz3D

nice



I've been pumping iron for like 2 days...I can already see a difference in my arms!

dark_drake

Interesting... are you sure you're not imagining the difference?
errr... something like that...

trust

Quote from: dark_drake on June 20, 2006, 09:07:40 PM
Interesting... are you sure you're not imagining the difference?

He most likely feels a difference not sees (ie his muscles don't feel all cramped up and stuff and feel better/stronger when there really isn't any mass/strength gain)