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Started by Newby, August 08, 2005, 03:14:14 AM

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August 08, 2005, 03:14:14 AM
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

rabbit

#1
August 08, 2005, 03:28:41 AM
Meh.  I can do better :P

Ergot

#2
August 08, 2005, 12:20:36 PM
He should start a guild @_@
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Tuberload

#3
August 08, 2005, 07:47:26 PM
I can undo a braw, in the dark, laying underneath the girl, with one hand, just as fast. It just takes practice. :)
I am prepared to be ridiculed for what I believe, are you?

trust

#4
August 08, 2005, 07:53:54 PM
I want to practice.

Mythix

#5
August 09, 2005, 03:13:10 AM
Quote from: OG Trust on August 08, 2005, 07:53:54 PM
I want to practice.

Your man boobs dont count.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce

trust

#6
August 09, 2005, 08:13:41 AM
Do yours?

deadly7

#7
August 09, 2005, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: Tuberload on August 08, 2005, 07:47:26 PM
I can undo a braw, in the dark, laying underneath the girl, with one hand, just as fast. It just takes practice. :)
Tuber's a hick!
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Tuberload

#8
August 09, 2005, 04:23:49 PM
I am actually a city raised white boy, but nice try. :)
I am prepared to be ridiculed for what I believe, are you?

Tuberload

#9
August 09, 2005, 10:56:57 PM
AHHH I am loosing my touch. Maybe I had been drinking to much, but last night I couldn't just snap the bra off, I actually had to focus for a second!
I am prepared to be ridiculed for what I believe, are you?

rabbit

#10
August 09, 2005, 11:02:25 PM
ownedkthx?

Nah...well....maybe.

trust

#11
August 09, 2005, 11:32:09 PM
Quote from: Tuberload on August 09, 2005, 10:56:57 PM
AHHH I am loosing my touch. Maybe I had been drinking to much, but last night I couldn't just snap the bra off, I actually had to focus for a second!

Yeah, that happened to me last night too.

GameSnake

#12
August 10, 2005, 01:51:14 PM
My girlfriend showed me how to unhook a bra kinda fast.. I'm ok at it.
One time though, I was horny and had knocked back a few beers and she was STILL smoking my colombian gold joint I rolled, I only needed 2 hits because this stuff was killer weed, anyway she got all high and I was high/drunk, I remember when I was unhooking her bra I snapped it against her back (I forgot how I managed that), she slapped me and I jerked backwards, knocking over my beer.

A true owned story.
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