Funny quotes not from Op x86

[StaiN]

yes but its still funny as hell

[StaiN]

Poor Trust... Haha

[Krazed]

Poor Trust... Haha

Trust could have his own thread for "funny quotes", anything on his emcee name.

[Newby]

Trust is great. My quotes.txt file is at least 20kb of Trust quotes.

[ZeroX]

well most of what trust says is just ROFL

[trust]

That's because Trust rocks niggas' socks.

[Newby]

Err, Trust is almost too black now...

Anyways, some Trust quotes!

(16:54:12) Trust: oh btw, my sister is snotty
(16:54:20) Trust: my mom told her to make her bed so she said
(16:54:27) Trust: "Mommy, you say I'm your princess right?"
(16:54:29) Trust: "Yes."
(16:54:40) Trust: "The most beautiful princess in the world?"
(16:54:41) Trust: "Yes."
(16:54:51) Trust: "Well princesses have chamber maids who make their beds for them."

[04:48:46 PM] Newby1337: maybe later, I'm bored and trying to convince archon not to go insane.
[04:48:52 PM] Trust1337: lol
[04:48:55 PM] Trust1337: I tried earlier
[04:49:06 PM] Trust1337: I said "it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"
[04:49:11 PM] Trust1337: his response: "I should shoot you."
[04:49:19 PM] Trust1337: I suck at comforting, I thin.
[04:49:19 PM] Trust1337: k

[04:59:30 PM] Trust1337: I went to greenbrier today, it's a shopping city in a city around here. I had a gift card to best buy, and barnes and noble, both of those are in that shopping center.
[05:00:45 PM] Trust1337: barnes and noble was selling soime books for $1.99
[05:00:53 PM] Trust1337: it rocked, because I got $105 worth for $10
[05:01:07 PM] Newby1337: :_
[05:01:17 PM] Trust1337: none you'd be interested in though
[05:01:26 PM] Trust1337: except maybe 'barbs from the bard'
[05:01:30 PM] Newby1337: :O
[05:01:47 PM] Trust1337: it's a book of shakesperean insults
[05:02:16 PM] Trust1337: for instance
[05:02:38 PM] Trust1337: I would the milk, they mother gave thee when though suck'dst her breast had been a little ratsbane for they sake
[05:02:43 PM] Trust1337: henry vi part 1: v, 4
[05:02:50 PM] Trust1337: Translation: I wish you'd never been born
[05:02:51 PM] Trust1337: heh
[05:03:00 PM] Trust1337: I'm going to use these on you or something.

[04:50:45 PM] Trust1337: I need to learn to crack stuff myself
[04:50:57 PM] Trust1337: because since darkness cracked replay I have to download rap for him

[04:51:49 PM] Trust1337: I was thinking, and I don't think the whole killing family thing is a thing of OCD
[04:51:57 PM] Trust1337: I think it's from the shitty music you listen to
[04:52:09 PM] Trust1337: rotting your brain

[07:18:31 PM] Newby1337: http://www.newbyproductions.net/images/mouse.gif
[07:18:33 PM] Newby1337: My new avatarB)
[07:18:44 PM] Trust1337: WAS THAT IN YOUR HOUSE?!?!!?!??!!?
[07:18:48 PM] Newby1337: NO.
[07:18:50 PM] Trust1337: ok good
[07:18:50 PM] Newby1337: BUT ITS PRETTY^__^
[07:18:57 PM] Trust1337: OMG I WOULD FREAK OUT IF I SAW A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE
[07:19:03 PM] Newby1337: I WOULD BE LIKG "OMG <3"
[07:19:06 PM] Trust1337: unless of course I bought it.
[07:19:09 PM] Trust1337: and it was a pet or something
[07:19:15 PM] Trust1337: but a wild one omg
[07:19:19 PM] Trust1337: I saw one outside once
[07:19:21 PM] Newby1337: I would smile and hug it
[07:19:22 PM] Trust1337: it was soooooo not cool
[07:19:25 PM] Trust1337: wtf?
[07:19:30 PM] Trust1337: it'd bite your face off noob
[07:19:34 PM] Newby1337: You make me laugh.
[07:19:39 PM] Newby1337: <((l)_(l))>
[07:19:39 PM] Newby1337: <3
[07:19:47 PM] Trust1337: this is soooo not a laughing matter.

[19:13:17] <newby_> Trust wants my vhost.
[19:13:18] <newby_>
[19:13:26] <trust> no.
[19:13:33] <newby_> YES YOU DO.
[19:13:39] * newby_ humps Trust
[19:13:40] <trust> maybe.
[19:13:47] * trust e-Cums
[19:13:50] <newby_> ...weirdo.
[19:13:50] <newby_>

[23:40:37] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> I AM GOING TO CAP U IF U DONT LEAVE NETWORKS YOU FCKIN CCKSCKINNGRFGTJW
[23:41:07] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> MESS WIT TRUST AND U AND UR HOMIES MAY BE LYING IN CHALK
[23:46:22] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> FOOL TRUST B OUT
[23:46:36] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> IBOUT LYKE N ARECT PENIS
[23:46:39] <tnarongi> Wangster...
[23:47:27] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> FUCK DIS SILENCE TRUST GONNA BRING IN SUM VIOLENCE
[23:48:44] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> BUT NETWORKZ U BEST WATCH UR BACK OR ILL BE BUSTIN A CAP AND A HALF IN UR ASS FOOL
[23:48:51] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> YOURE ON TRUST TERRORTORY
[23:49:38] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> NO LAUGHING WTF DO U THINK DIS IS #COMEDYCLUB? NIGGA
[23:50:05] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> NOW TRUST NEEDS HIZ BUTY SLEEP SO L8AZ
[23:50:25] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> k later phew
[23:50:30] <newby> Phew.
[23:50:33] <newby> Trust is normal again.
[23:50:43] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> no phew is short for nephew
[23:50:51] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> cr@CKA
[23:51:28] <_trust|SleepFoRizzle|AFKNigz> WELL EVNE NTRUST NEEDS SOME SLEEP B4 HE KONTINUS HIS MURDAS SO AFKILLZLE

xp is Trust@is.newbys.bitch * Trust
xp is Trust@is.newbys.bitch * I'm the biggest liberal in the world!

[trust]

Where is the other 15.36KB of ME~!?

[Newby]

I was mistaken. Most were from iago.

I left a few of yours out, though!@

[trust]

Post them, I make me laugh. I didn't realize I was this hilarious.
I sqrt(rock^2)-rock.

[ZeroX]

Most of people from e1 are funny.

*Looks up some gangsta talk form darkness*

[trust]

Our names are semi-invisible - it was actually [funn]e1.

[wires]

Most of people from e1 are funny.

*Looks up some gangsta talk form darkness*

Yeah, I know  I pwn.

[rabbit]

It wasn't illegalized for the obvious reason, it was illegalized for a really dumb reason involving Mexicans that I forget now.

[Blaze]

So how about getting that song trust..