Everyone is Jewish!

[Joe]

According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.

[Blaze]

It is possible to drop religions.

[Sidoh]

While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

[deadly7]

Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

[trust]

Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

HE DIDNT INCLUDE YOU BECAUSE INDIANS EVOLVED FROM WEIRD PRIMORDIALDIAL ORRROOZE

[Joe]

While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

[Joe]

Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

If you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say anything.

[Sidoh]

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

Joe, I feel the need to punch you in the fucking FACE sometimes.

Just because they say you're a Jew doesn't mean you are one.  If I call you a dimwhitted fig wit, are you automatically considered one by law?  No.  Shut up.

[iago]

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood".  Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible.  If he does, too bad :)

[ZeroX]

I guess you can look at it that way. But not everybody in the world is greedy and directors movies.

[Kaleeko]

While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

As far as I can tell, only from the point of view of Nazi Germany. Anyone who thinks that way still is... -.-

[iago]

I guess you can look at it that way. But not everybody in the world is greedy and directors movies.

Lies!  Some of them are women!

While it may be true (according to the bible) that we're all of Jewish descendants, religion is a factor of choice, not inheritance.

By Jewish law, anyone with a Jewish mother is a Jew. Weather or not you practice Judiasm is up to you, but you are a Jew.

As far as I can tell, only from the point of view of Nazi Germany. Anyone who thinks that way still is... -.-

Well, Joe IS German... :-o!

[deadly7]

Good job Joe, you never cease to find ways to just piss me off even more.
I'll say this once, and I'll this is the only time I'm going to say it:
KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS TO YOURSELF.
Do NOT include "everyone" in your shit, because frankly (no offense intended to ANYONE on these boards) I could care less if Adam and Eve were Polish and believed in Communism.

HE DIDNT INCLUDE YOU BECAUSE INDIANS EVOLVED FROM WEIRD PRIMORDIALDIAL ORRROOZE

You have moved a peg up on my "Post to get trust banned" list.

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)

Bingo.

[iago]

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)

Bingo.

You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it.  I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible?  I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)

[deadly7]

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)

Bingo.

You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)

It's joe, he's already pushed his limits with me, and I was mad++ when I wrote that other post.