Dont put your mom in the freezer!

[Mythix]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1334087

Read the last paragraph if anything.


- Thanks to Teh User for the article.

[iago]

haha, that's just creepy.  He should have buried the body like a normal freak. 

He was arrested in April after an all-night standoff with police at his house on French Island, which lies in the Mississippi River just outside La Crosse.

His house, or the island?  Because if his house is in the river.... :-o

[AntiVirus]

LMFAO!  What a freak!

[Explicit]

Schuth told investigators that his mother died of natural causes in 2000, and an autopsy confirmed that. Schuth, who never had held a real job, said he hid her death because he was afraid authorities would blame him and because he wanted to keep collecting her Social Security checks.

Although his approach to obtaining a source of income was very unorthodox, it's understandable; he did not want to work.

[MyndFyre]

What's wrong with fantasizing about Jennifer Garner?

[d&q]

AND her pool boy?!?!

[MyndFyre]

AND her pool boy?!?!

But Jennifer Garner!

[ZeroX]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1334087

<3

[Hitmen]

haha, that's just creepy.  He should have buried the body like a normal freak. 

eaten*

[Joe]

Welcome to the United States.

For those who don't know, LaCross Wisconsin isn't very far from here (an hour or so?).