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Started by iago, November 30, 2005, 10:26:55 PM

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iago

At my University, they named our Linux systems after birds (Unix are precious metals, Windows are unstable elements, etc).  Here are a few, for example:

Host falcon.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.112) appears to be up.
Host gull.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.114) appears to be up.
Host hawk.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.115) appears to be up.
Host loon.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.116) appears to be up.
Host owl.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.117) appears to be up.
Host robin.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.118) appears to be up.
Host sparrow.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.119) appears to be up.
Host swan.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.120) appears to be up.
Host cormorant.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.121) appears to be up.
Host finch.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.122) appears to be up.
Host killdeer.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.123) appears to be up.
Host oriole.cs.umanitoba.ca (130.179.28.124) appears to be up.

Today, I noticed something funny -- they named Linux computers after every bird I can imagine, except for one: the Penguin.  How silly is that? :)

Towelie

haha, they need to name one ofter that :-). Talk to them about it, Im sure they can name one penguin  ;D

Sidoh


iago

Quote from: Sidoh on November 30, 2005, 10:50:51 PM
Quote from: iago on November 30, 2005, 10:26:55 PM
Windows are unstable elements, etc

ROFL!

I was hoping somebody would pick up on that :)

(add .cs.umanitoba.ca to any of these)
Linux = birds (robin, hawk, dove, etc.)
Unix = precious elements (gold, silver, iron, platinum, granite, marble, etc.)
Windows = unstable elements (plutonium, uranium, neptunium, curium, protactinium, etc.)

Sidoh

Quote from: iago on December 01, 2005, 12:01:58 AM
I was hoping somebody would pick up on that :)

(add .cs.umanitoba.ca to any of these)
Linux = birds (robin, hawk, dove, etc.)
Unix = precious elements (gold, silver, iron, platinum, granite, marble, etc.)
Windows = unstable elements (plutonium, uranium, neptunium, curium, protactinium, etc.)

Lmao, that's great!

Towelie

I picked up on it, but I didnt feel like posting on it :)

Ergot

Quote from: Toweliex86] link=topic=3955.msg41702#msg41702 date=1133413631]
I picked up on it, but I didnt feel like posting on it :)
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Sidoh

Laziness never did anything for

( Yes, I purposefully ended the message abruptly! )

Blaze

Hah, thats great...our schools computers are all windows with the exception of a suse server.... and the one I put slackware on last year in hardware engineering...
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Sidoh

Quote from: Blaze on December 01, 2005, 12:03:35 PM
Hah, thats great...our schools computers are all windows with the exception of a suse server.... and the one I put slackware on last year in hardware engineering...

Yep, we're almost entirely windows as well.  We have two NAS servers that are *NIX, though.  I'm pretty sure it's a custom distribution, though.

Hitmen

Quote from: iago on December 01, 2005, 12:01:58 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on November 30, 2005, 10:50:51 PM
Quote from: iago on November 30, 2005, 10:26:55 PM
Windows are unstable elements, etc

ROFL!

I was hoping somebody would pick up on that :)

(add .cs.umanitoba.ca to any of these)
Linux = birds (robin, hawk, dove, etc.)
Unix = precious elements (gold, silver, iron, platinum, granite, marble, etc.)
Windows = unstable elements (plutonium, uranium, neptunium, curium, protactinium, etc.)

mmmkay... and this is a university?? :P
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(22:15:39) Newby: it hurts to swallow

deadly7

Quote from: iago on December 01, 2005, 12:01:58 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on November 30, 2005, 10:50:51 PM
Quote from: iago on November 30, 2005, 10:26:55 PM
Windows are unstable elements, etc

ROFL!

I was hoping somebody would pick up on that :)

(add .cs.umanitoba.ca to any of these)
Linux = birds (robin, hawk, dove, etc.)
Unix = precious elements (gold, silver, iron, platinum, granite, marble, etc.)
Windows = unstable elements (plutonium, uranium, neptunium, curium, protactinium, etc.)

So Windows emits lot of nuclear waste. ;)
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[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

Blaze

And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Sidoh

Quote from: deadly7 on December 01, 2005, 04:36:27 PM
So Windows emits lot of nuclear waste. ;)

Na, it's just really unstable.  :P

iago

Quote from: Hitmen on December 01, 2005, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: iago on December 01, 2005, 12:01:58 AM
Quote from: Sidoh on November 30, 2005, 10:50:51 PM
Quote from: iago on November 30, 2005, 10:26:55 PM
Windows are unstable elements, etc

ROFL!

I was hoping somebody would pick up on that :)

(add .cs.umanitoba.ca to any of these)
Linux = birds (robin, hawk, dove, etc.)
Unix = precious elements (gold, silver, iron, platinum, granite, marble, etc.)
Windows = unstable elements (plutonium, uranium, neptunium, curium, protactinium, etc.)

mmmkay... and this is a university?? :P

I had originally said "Metals", because it was gold, silver, platinum.  Then I wanted to add others, so I changed it to elements without thinking.  I should have said "resources". 

And btw, way to make the comma bold, moron ;)