post your odd sayings

[leet_muffin]

Ever hear a phrase that made you think wtf?  post it here.

(when raining really hard outside) "Its gonna' rain Christ off the cross."

(when you have to wake up really early) "aww man, lets go, Ive gotta wake up at the crack of christ."

I have plenty more not christ related, but i cant think of 'em

[iago]

"You have the right to refuse to answer questions, but such refusal may be construed as a sign of guilt" -- Cardassian laws. 

That works much better than ours :)

[trust]

Like iagos: "You have the right to refuse this search, but if you do you will be suspended for 10 days and have a hearing before a judge."

Lots of stuff my family says that I can't think of.

[Newby]

"An OS is only as secure as you make it" -- krazed[x86] quoting himself on x86@uswest
"Fuck Steven H." -- newby[x86] quoting himself on x86@uswest :P

[leet_muffin]

thought of another one -

quoting my freshman year history teacher, Mr. Dave Hostetler, "The thesis statement of your essay is going to be the proof of your pudding."

[Newby]

I hated Hostetler. :/

I forget who/where I heard this one from, but, "It's only rape if she's alive!" or "It's only rape if she can refuse you!"

:P

[CrAz3D]

From my grandma:
"He shot outta there like a ruptured duck in a hail storm"

[deadly7]

I hated Hostetler. :/

I forget who/where I heard this one from, but, "It's only rape if she's alive!" or "It's only rape if she can refuse you!"

:P

Sounds ALMOST like family guy.

Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

[Sidoh]

"Understanding needs not deminish wonder." -- Anonymous

"We're off like the Prom Dress I was just wearing."

"Likes make like birds and get the flock out of here."

"Lets make like a fetus and head out."

[iago]

"Telling the truth is just an excuse for having a lack of imagination"

"Always burn you bridges after you cross.  You never know who's following"

[ZeroX]

"A stiff cock has no morals."
My grandpa.

[iago]

Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.  My ribs will heal, but the emotional damage to them will last a lifetime!

[Joe]

Gimli: What's going on?
Legolas: Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?
Gimli: Grr.

I hated Hostetler. :/

You and leet_muffin go to the same school?

[Blaze]

"Nobody knows everything, and I'm nobody."

"In the Game of Life, you lose!"

-- Me   :)

[Blaze]

I hated Hostetler. :/

You and leet_muffin go to the same school?

Where have you been?