Which <blah> are you?

[Newby]

Which OS are you?
Which file extension are you?

Apparently, I am Debian and I am also a .*

[Quik]

Haha lame, I got Windows 95, yuck! Then again, I got .mpg, and that could be because I answered "^_^ AN1ME is w00t! LOL!!!1 kekekekeke". I've come to the conclusion that these quizes were complete BULLSHIT.

[Mythix]

OS/2 Warp

[iago]

a href="http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php"><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/os2_warp.jpg" width="300" height="90"
border="0" alt="You are OS2-Warp. You're plagued by feelings of abandonment and disgust for your backstabbing step-brother.  Oh, what might have been."><br>Which OS are You?</a>

You suck at life.


Apparently, I'm also OS/2 Warp, and too lazy to do the extension thing.

[Sty]

Windows 95... and .rm

[deadly7]

PalmOS.. Favorite Genre of Literature: PHP/SQL! HAha. that was fun.

[MyndFyre]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW   I'M MAC OS/X!

[Ergot]

i took this 2 days ago.. i think i was OS/2 Warp and .inf

[Quik]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'M MAC OS/X!

And I thought my result was bad! Oooh man, I feel your pain. At least yours is somewhat secure though, I can just feel the vulnerabilities of 95 merging with my soul. :(

[linux]

<a href="http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php"><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/apple_dos.jpg" width="300" height="90"


WTF

[iago]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW   I'M MAC OS/X!

OS X is elite.  Linux > OS X > Windows > OS9-

It's secure, stable, and (ugh) pretty. 

[MyndFyre]

It's secure, stable, and (ugh) pretty.  

I share your love for the command-line, but only when I know how the OS works.  At least DOS came with a Help program and I could learn the commands; Linux commands suck.

But your attitude about it always reminds me of a Dilbert comic....

Old co-worker: When I started programming, we didn't have all of these sissy "icons" and "windows."
Same guy: All we had were "0"s and "1"s -- and sometimes we didn't even have "1"s!
Same guy: I once wrote a database program using only "0"s.
Dilbert: You had "0"s?!?  We had to use the letter "O".

[iago]

It's secure, stable, and (ugh) pretty. 

At least DOS came with a Help program and I could learn the commands; Linux commands suck.

You're insane!

Almost all linux commands are programs, so if you want a list:
ls /bin
ls /usr/bin
ls /usr/local/bin

If you don't know what one of them does, try:
man <command>
info <command>
<command> --help

Generally, you'll get different levels of help from each of those.  I'm not too familiar with "info", but I think you can type it on its own to get a big bad list of topics.  Or, if you like man, you can do "man -K <search string>" to search all pages for that text. 

If NONE of that is good enough, try www.tldp.org or www.linuxquestions.org or irc.prison.net #linuxhelp, they are all full of linux Gods who know everything there is to know.

[MyndFyre]

Maybe, but in DOS all I had to do was type "help". :P

BTW, I did manage to load an HTML file in Lynx yesterday!  Text-based browsing rocks!  JavaOp's site is the only one that works :P

[edit: I'm *.SWF, woot!  ]

[iago]

In Linux, "help" is a Bash command that will give you help on the Bash shell, which makes sense in a way.  "info" is probably the equivilant of what you want :P